101 Not So Deep Thoughts From ‘Outlander’ Season 2, Episode 4

Outlander Season 2, Episode 4

Outlander Season 2, Episode 4

1 – The dog I am sitting is going in circles over the theme song.
2 – I love brick streets.
3 – Wow, and I thought changing a tire no a days was hard.
4 – That castle is pretty.
5 – Lambert? For a boys name… ya, no.
6 – That’s not disrespectful Jamie – I was thinking worse.
7 – Naming a baby is apparently hard.
8 – Here’s the angry asshole with the good jawline.
9 – Don’t forget the bad wig.
10 – A victory is a victory.
11 – I would not like my boobs so squished in a dress like Claire’s.
12 – Intrigued? Oh Kings and Princes are always intrigued.
13 – Shit, what is wrong with Claire?
14 – What did the angry guy with the jawline do? Don’t trust that asshole.
15 – Bitter what?
16 – Claire is so calm… and why is she drinking wine with baby?
17 – Public scandal… I am over those in our time period. Don’t need them then.
18 – Look, I know that Claire’s nightgown is ugly, but it looks comfy.
19 – Dear God, dinner parties are never productive.




20 – Claire looks like dinner parties suck too.
21 – That’s cause she knows what happens at dinner parties Jamie – DRAMA, DRAMA.
22 – Oh shit – tell him.
23 – JAW. ON. THE. FLOOR.
24 – I feel bad for Claire having to tell Jamie this.
25 – Poor Jamie.
26 – What? What did I miss?
27 – Is anyone else confused?
28 – Oh, ok… I get it. I now understand. Somehow – I find Jamie super sexy right now.
29 – I don’t understand how Claire and can wear a dress that makes her hips that big.
30 – HAHAHAHA.

Outlander Season 2, Episode 4

Outlander Season 2, Episode 4

31 – Wow, that purple dress is pretty.
32 – This guy is fishy and I am not just saying that cause he looks like a fish.
33 – Wait that was mean.
34 – Who isn’t fascinated by things?
35 – Oh Claire, that’s like “he who shall not be named”, you don’t say the name out loud.
36 – Oh this guy is a with?
37 – I am pretty sure I would never want chicken bones and a zebra hide predicting my future.
38 – DON’T SAY SHE WILL SEE HIM AGAIN! WE DON’T WANT THIS TO HAPPEN.
39 – The bones are assholes.
40 – I need a necklace that changes color in the presence of assholes.
41 – Cuckoo Clocks are not toys. They are annoying.
42 – Oh shit, with child and it not your husbands baby. You’re fucked Louise.
43 – Bloody nasty stuff sounds gross.
44 – Banishment to a convent sounds pretty shitty.
45 – LMAO – Lover furious over sleeping with your hubby. Louise… you’re funny.
46 – Claire you are saying words that will probably bite you in the ass.
47 – Well Jamie is frisky.
48 – Wait – Jamie did you cheat? Why are you cheating?
49 – Wait are you cheating?
50 – Ya Jamie telling your wife you have lust for a whore – not a good idea.

Outlander Season 2, Episode 4

Outlander Season 2, Episode 4

51 – Claire has every reason to be mad. Jamie you are an idiot sometimes.
52 – Well Claire – it’s not about you. Cause you know you didn’t go through what Jamie has… don’t be selfish.
53 – I need a pedicure.
54 – Shit just got deep.
55 – Claire you need to be more understanding – no offense.
56 – Jamie just got really vulnerable.
57 – Claire – you need to say sorry. Or you know – there is sex.
58 – About time.
59 – What does Jamie hear? Who is on the roof?
60 – Haha, the prince.
61 – Anyone else curious to know how he got on the roof?
62 – Oh Prince, you never sleep with a married woman. You’re lucky that there are no paps were around.
63 – Charles and Louise? Didn’t see that one coming.
64 – Jamie and Claire are always scheming.
65 – Using a baby Jamie and Claire… that’s just shitty.
66 – Well threaten a kid with no food, he’ll do what you say.
67 – Fergus is observant.
68 – Oh yes any man who is smart concerns themselves with the affairs of women.
69 – Yup, I am gonna puke.
70 – OMG that was gross.

Outlander Season 2, Episode 4

Outlander Season 2, Episode 4

71 – Mary is so delicate.
72 – The Duke is still creepy.
73 – Claire is going to be in trouble.
74 – Jamie is going to loose his shit.
75 – Why does everyone look like they are about to ask someone to dance?
76 – Oh Mary… you are so naive.
77 – Dropping a handkerchief and picking it up… that’s romantic?
78 – OMG poor Mary. I wanna beat someones ass. 
79 – The streets of Paris are not safe.
80 – I really feel so horrible for Mary.
81 – Your ass is caught Louise.



82 – Is the Prince going to eat her hand?
83 – I love that Jamie and Murtagh are ready to kick ass.
84 – Claire is always focused on the bigger prize.
85 – Well this episode just keeps getting more and more intense.
86 – Alex Randall is the nice Randall.
87 – That’s a pretty table.
88 – Italy is a splendid country.
89 – Prince Charles is feisty.
90 – The Duke is just weird.

Outlander Season 2, Episode 4

Outlander Season 2, Episode 4

91 – I have eaten way too many chicken nuggets this weekend.
92 – Louise, you are trying to distract.
93 – The Prince is about to call her ass out… I am sure.
94 – Wait… Jamie called her Louise’s ass out.
95 – I’m waiting for Charles to go apeshit.
96 – Oh, here we go.
97 – Oh shit, Mary…. I have a feeling this is going to be bad.
98 – Oh shit, Alexis about about to be blamed.
99 – Drama – dinner parties are all about drama.
100 – Of course here comes Fergus. Lets make sure to eat little criminal.
101 – Shit is really real.

Outlander Season 2, Episode 4

Outlander Season 2, Episode 4

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