Watching TV is a sport… in a way. Trying to keep up with all the little clues, nuances, etc. You need to know what is going on and while we may have missed some stuff, here’s our not so deep thoughts from this weeks episode of Pretty Little Liars.
1 – This isn’t going to be good. It never is.
2 – Sarah Harvey is not to be trusted.
3 – Ask the questions Spencer – Emily is way too nice.
4 – Sarah wasn’t trapped for two years, I don’t believe it.
5 – Aria’s outfit is amazing – completely on point.
6 – Hannah love your attitude. Reclaim your life.
7 – There is something fishy about Andrew, but I don’t know… I don’t think he’s Charles.
8 – Damnit, this opening sequence is long. I get it – got a secret, can you keep it…
9 – Sarah Harvey is a master manipulator.
10 – Stop being so easily manipulated Emily.
11 – No – get Sarah out of your house. she can’t be trusted.
12 – Burner phones – what every teen has in their desk
13 – Seriously, Sarah Harvey is not to be trusted. WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THIS?
14 – Anyone gonna call Radley for Sarah?
No Emily, don’t stay home. GET OUT.
15 – Damnit Ezra I love you.
16 – Ezra if you want her to sleep with you stop acting like you are her Dad or therapist.
17 – It’s a buzz kill when hot dude makes him less likely to want to sleep with.
18 – Ali gets so defensive.
19 – Grill her ass Spencer.
20 – Ali – this shit is not over.
21 – Tell her Spencer!!!!
22 – Spencer, don’t let Ali talk you out of things.
23 – Ya, we get it families connected.
24 – Wah, wah… poor Allison. You did it to yourself girl.
25 – What does that tell you about yourself Alison?
26 – They didn’t mean to let you down Hannah.
27 – Dr. Sullivan – I don’t trust you either. You always come out of no where.
28 – Ashley Benson looks amazing with short hair, why can’t I pull that off?
29 – I’d be pissed if I had to walk into school alone.
30 – What you trying to photoshop Aria?
31 – That’s right – look at the details.
32 – I think I need to get my eyebrows done.
33 – Andrew is creepy.
34 – That’s right Aria, you kissed that boy.
35 – Overbearing father like ex-boyfriend showing up again.
36 – Someone tell Ezra to unbutton his top button.
37 – Hannah don’t spill your guys to her! Dr. Sullivan is not to be trusted.
38 – These flashbacks give me nightmares.
39 – Dr. Sullivan – manipulating the situation for the win!
40 – Aria you are a bad liar.
41 – Ezra you are horrible at this.
42 – Seriously, what person gives that much information over the phone? NO ONE!
43 – I don’t think that his DOB would be sealed – that’s like here’s a child, but you can’t know anything about them.
44 – Why is Lorenzo everywhere Ali is?
45 – Yawning… these two have as much chemistry as I do with Brad Pitt.
46 – Toby why are you so creepy.
47 – Sarah Harvey go away.
48 – Sarah Harvey for manipulation again.
49 – Why is every situation on this show vague?
50 – Hannah for the win.
51 – Toby asking favors. I would say no.
52 – Spencer don’t get involved with your friends love lives – it never works out.
53 – That’s right Spencer, stick up for your friend.
54 – I am not liking you right now Toby.
55 – Emily looks super cute in that jumpsuit.
56 – Aria you need a Xanax.
57 – Someone needs to tell someone about Charles.
58 – Good deduction their Hannah.
59 – It’s funny how Jason and Spencer interact.
60 – Why is it Spencer always jogs everyones memory?
61 – CHARLIE…
62 – Yes, I am thinking of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory now.
63 – Yum, chocolate.
64 – That is really bad wallpaper behind Jason.
65 – Imaginary friend?
66 – Oh Hannah, good job, get them all to the office.
67 – Of course A calls.
68 – Seriously what cool app does countdowns on Facetime?
69 – No… no one is going to kill Sarah, she’s setting your asses up.
70 – You girls take those stairs like a champ.
71 – Don’t hug Sarah!
72 – Hannah seems to be the only sensible one right now.
73 – Aria needs to chill.
74 – Of course Andrew is going to be released.
75 – I really love Aria’s shirt.
76 – My arms would not work in said shirt.
77 – Calm it Aria.
78 – Hannah’s got that mean girl attitude.
79 – Damn no love lost between Jason and his Dad.
80 – Ali, be calm.
81 – Of course now Ali wants to be all helpful.
82 – Let’s go on a scavenger hunt.
83 – Make excuses Hannah…
84 – Who the hell hides shit in plants?
85 - From now I am looking in button jars. Who knows what fortune is waiting in my Grandmothers house!
86 - Lets all agree - we don't trust Ali.
87 - Ali looks confused.
88 - Someone needs to stay there and listen in.
89 - Seriously Aria has the cutest clothes.
90 - Emily has a bleeding heart.
91 - Oh shit...
92 - No Aria, no!
93 - Go save your friend!
94 - Damn Aria spews venom.
95 - Yes, Toby shows up.
96 - Andrew legit told them off. DAMN!
97 - What are you up to Spencer? We aren't sure we trust Lorenzo.
98 - Why are we learning nothing much this episode.
99 - Aria, calm down. You didn't mean to hurt anyone.
100 - It'll be okay guys.
101 - Finally they all start talking.
102 - OMG yay they weren't shocked.
103 - Psychological warfare is A's game.
104 - Sarah Harvey you are creepy.
105 - I love Spencer's Mom.
106 - Andrew is a liar.
107 - Spencer is so damn smart. I love how smart she is.
108 - Spencer's Mom needs to stop playing lawyer all the time.
109 - Spencer finally tell your Mom off - put her in her place.
110 - Damn Spencer I wanna go through the TV and hug you.
111 - Hannah you still haven't painted your room?
112 - I don't know how those girls do it.
113 - I want Aria's camera.
114 - Umm its creepy that picture fits.
115 - How can a family get rid of a child?
116 - Jason you are hot.
117 - Ali genuinely looks hurt.
118 - No Spencer - don't take the pill.
119 - That's right - confront your Dad together.
120 - That's right Mr. DiLaurentis - they aren't going to back down. They are gonna get answers.
121 - WHO IS THE OTHER BOY????
122 - Oh shit, there is A!!!
123 - Wait what?