128 Not So Deep Thoughts From Episode 1×10 Of @Outlander_Starz

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1 – Why is the intro so long – I get it, I’m watching you Starz. But I need Jamie’s ass on my screen.
2 – Thanks for the last time on Outlander thing, but I totes remember what happened.
3 – I’ll sing you a song if we get to the smexy quicker.
4 – That’s a complicated gun.
5 – Someone polished those things.
6 – Wet dream Claire?
7 – Oh dear God never mind.
8 – Holy fuck go right for it.
9 – Who the fuck is knocking at the door?
10 – When can I Jamie between my legs? Yes, Im a perv. Aren’t we all though?
11 – Who the fuck is knocking?
12 – Duke’s dumb ass is here – couldn’t that have been announced later?
13 – Someone get home dude a razor.
14 – Jamie stand up for your girl. Damn!
15 – Jamie’s hair looks decent today.
16 – Wait is Jamie wearing pants?
17 – Damn I’d be happy anywhere with you Jamie.
18 – Lawyer dude rains on the parade.
19 – Jamie’s having a decent hair day.
20 – Home dude with the big ass beard, really… you need to shave.
21 – Gowan – I don’t trust you.
22 – Claire is going after blondie… kick Laoghaire’s ass.
23 – Mrs. Fitz looks like WTF.
24 – Laoghire ain’t a good liar.
25 – Claire is having a bad hair day.
26 – Claire’s dishing the hard truth.
27 – Oh Laoghaire you deserved that slap. I would have knocked your ass to the ground.
28 – Laoghire, there are plenty of kilts in the sea.
29 – Someone take out blondie. She needs to go away.
30 – Damn Old Dude has issues.
31 – Claire’s coat has a lot of fur.
32 – Why does everyone always like to be in the woods.
33 – Damn people and their fairy outfits.
34 – Oooh maybe they can send her back through the stones.
35 – Good thing the Salem Witch trials are a few centuries off.
36 – I mean this whole dance thing is kinda pretty.
37 – Oh wait they all got naked.
38 – Why are we always seeing boobs – can we see some dick.
39 – Ooh… a lover. You’re married.
40 – HOLY SHIT – She’s pregnant by Dougal?
41 – Claire – don’t keep her secrets. She sold an ill wish to Laoghire.
42 – They really have big coats.
43 – Dougal is married? I’d hide in estate if he was my husband too.
44 – I miss Frank.
45 – Damn, the Duke is a Jacobite.
46 – What? Fairy… baby. Someone’s lost their mind.
47 – I bet Claire wishes their was GPS – easier to make it through the forest.
48 – Who could hurt a baby. Someone needs to get their ass kicked.
49 – This scene reminds me of Bella being lost in the woods for Twilight.
50 – How did Jamie find her?
51 – I wonder if the baby looks like Reneesme?
52 – Oh for once Jamie is being supportive and not yelling at her.
53 – Claire’s got a tude. 🙂
54 – Jamie really needs a brush.
55 – Oh Randall will come for you all.
56 – Claire why won’t you sign?
57 – That’s a really old fashioned pen.
58 – Claire’s hair has gone downhill to match Jamies.
59 – Oh shit, someone has worse hair than Jamie.

60 – English dude has a stick up his ass.
61 – English dude needs to get laid – or remove the stick out of his ass.
62 – Why do the English people wear bad wigs?
63 – Duke you’re a shitty liar.
64 – Why does it always gotta be about women bearing kids?
65 – I think the Duke spits when he talks.
66 – Damn those skirts make Claire look like she has a huge ass.
67 – Neck? Really… but that’s a good pun Duke.
68 – Why does everyone want to be in Jamie’s kilt?
69 – Dougal’s wife died? Me thinks this is suspicious.
70 – Well, Dougal has emotions… who knew.
71 – You should blame yourself Dougal.
72 – Damn I wouldn’t face Dougal.
73 – Drink Dougal – drink!
74 – Claire has good bitchy resting face.
75 – Ahhh Dougal for a cheat you really loved your wife.
76 – Well that’s passed out drunk.
77 – Colum have some sympathy.
78 – Red head witch is a biotch.
79 – Claire – stop adapting your husbands bad hair.
80 – Pretty house.
81 – Why is Jamie in pants? What did I miss?

82 – Minou must feel unwanted.
83 – The Duke really is not good at espinoge.
84 – Wait – Jamie has to be in a duel.
85 – Lets not trust the MacDonalds.
86 – The Duke wants Jamie.
87 – Those horses are prtty.
88 – The food scares me.
89 – I like bagpipes.
90 – Is this church? Is this why we rise?
91 – The Dukes wig is better.
92 – I feel bad for Dougal.
93 – Claires scarf looks bad. Or whatever is around her neck.
94 – Damn Claire is michevious. But I love how she puts the Duke in his place.
95 – The Duke is a Douche.
96 – Wait why is person choking? Red head posioned him. Kill her.
97 – Why does everyone have to die?
98 – Dougal shouldn’t be smirking right now.
99 – Cyanide. That wife is a biotch.
100 – Duel. Men and proving their dicks are bigger than the others. I don’t get it.
101 – Where did the Dukes good wig go?
102 – Fuckers. You scared the host.
103 – That’s all a duel is? SO week.
104 – The MacDonalds – always causing trouble. Get them Jamie.
105 – Claire’s gonna have something to say about this.
106 – The Duke is trying to cover his own ass.
107 – What a pansy.
108 – Damn I am waiting for Claire to hand him his ass.
109 – When a woman is silent – be very afraid.
110 – Dougal is being exiled. LMAO.
111 – Oh, Colum tells his brother off. Good job!
112 – I don’t think I would want a Laird.
113 – Colum really has anger issues.
114 – Someone is on a power trip.
115 – Seriously, Colum is really on a power trip.
116 – Dougal fucks everything up.
117 – I don’t want Jamie and Claire apart.
118 – I blame Colum for the lack of sexy times we are gonna get. Asshole.
119 – I’d be like fuck you Colum, I am following my man.
120 – The scenery is pretty.
121 – Mrs. Fitz – I love her.
122 – Your lips to God’s ears, Mrs. Fitz.
123 – Don’t go Claire. Damn you for going.
124 – Geillis, you red headed idiot.
125 – Claire – offering good advice. Geillis needs to clean out her ears.
126 – Ooh Red headed witch, you are so stupid. Dougal is gone.
127 – Wait why is Claire being arrested? Jamie’s gonna have some words to say about this.
128 – Fucking Laoghire. Someone tear her hair from her head.

Read our not so deep thoughts from episode 1.09 here!


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