I have to admit that I love Noah Centineo, but I love his Twitter more. I think that his Twitter is ambiguous as fuck, but I also know that it leaves me asking a lot of fucking questions. He’s deep, he’s straight forward, he stands up for what he believes in.
But I am still going, huh?
Questions. I am filled with so many questions.
WHAT IS OFFICIAL?
WHY? WERE YOU IN A BAD MOOD?
WHAT WAS THE LINE HE USED FOR THE PICKUP?
WHAT IS YOUR DEFINITION OF FUNNY?
WHAT WAS A HOAX? AREA 51?
ARE WE TALKING LIKE A FANTASY HERE? CAUSE OK…
DID YOU TAKE AMBIEN?
IS IT AN OLYMPIC SPORT?
ARE YOU TELLING US YOU PLAY POKEMON GO?
SHOULD WE MAKE TRANSACTIONS PRIVATE?
LIKE WHEN WE’RE SLEEPING?
WERE YOU WALKING BACKWARDS? DID YOU PRESS REWIND?
WAS SPELL CHECK FAILING YOU?
TO OURSELVES OR TO OTHERS?
WHAT WAS? YOUR BED? A CHAIR? WHAT DO I NEED TO BUY?
WAS SOMEONE BEING LOUD?
IS TEXTING DOWN?
EWWW… HAVE YOU TASTED RICOTTA CHEESE?
ARE WE TALKING ALIENS? OR LIKE WHAT’S ON THE INSIDE?
IS THIS LIKE SWAG? OR A DANCE? OR LIKE SANTAS TUMMY?
DO YOU KNOW RAISINS ARE GROSS IN ANYTHING?
FIRES ARE BAD, RIGHT?
Are you a fan of Noah’s? Do you love his Twitter?