Breaking Down Episode 3 of The Arrangement: Boobs, Weenies, and Asshole Boyfriends

 

 

When it comes down to television, I am incredibly picky, but I am all about the angst. I love angst. Give me angst and you have me drooling like a fat kid staring at a piece of cake. Maybe that’s why it seems like every single show on E!, I am all over it. Cause guys, like The Royals, I can’t get enough of The Arrangement.

Now yes, I am later on this weeks review because well, I got access to Famous in Love screeners and well, sorry – my life became about that.




Now in this weeks episode shit went down. Here’s the synopsis –

Just as Kyle and Megan cement their status as a Hollywood “it” couple, their relationship is tested when aspects of Megan’s private life are leaked onto the internet. Meanwhile, Terence and DeAnn confront the studio’s rising concerns about Megan starring in Kyle’s upcoming film, and Hope and Shaun must figure out how they fit into Megan’s new high-profile, celebrity.

Let us break down what happened this episode.

SHADY AS FUCK FRIENDS

Okay, so Megan has been going through a lot lately, but hey, she signed on to be the contract wife – so should someone feel bad for her? To be honest, I do. If there is one thing that we have learned in life – it’s that as peoples lives change, friends change too.

Megan takes her friends to Kyles house for a party. She’s excited and I think it’s great that she wants to share the wealth with her friends. They have done a lot for her and she wants to make ammends. Kyle wants her friends to like him and hey, I commend him for that. If the friends don’t like you, you’re fucked.

So Megan makes the decision to introduce her friends to people. She introduces Hope to the director of her upcoming movie.

Guys, Hope did what people do way too much. She talked too much about shit she shouldn’t. She should have shut her mouth, but when the director finds a way out of the conversation and tells his friend not to introduce him to any more actresses, Hope gets all pissy. Like I get it – she’s embarrassed. But later she goes off and starts talking more shit. Kyle, who seems to be the master at everything, finds a way to get her away and has his people take her home.

Now, I get it – you may think that Kyle’s trying to be controlling. Sometimes I think he is. And sometimes I think he just really wants to be perfect.

So not long after she leaves, we see everyone looking at their phones. Nudes of Megan have been leaked.

WEENIES AND THE WOODS

Okay, so Megan’s having like a crisis – which hey – if my nudes were leaked, I would go the fuck off. Kyle wants to fix it – which, I totally get and I can respect about him. So he takes her to the middle of nowhere, a cabin he owns. No internet, no cell connection, nothing. He wants to help her forget, she doesn’t think that she’ll do anything but remember.

So they are in the midst of foreplay and she feels a disconnect. She knows that something is going on. Kyle gets defensive and he sys he’s going to need to take a walk. Megan follows, and of course he’s there as she trips and falls.

Kyle admits that he was disconnected. He felt like he was afraid that it would be over and all they would be left with was bad memories and bitter feelings. Megan and Kyle exchange I LOVE YOU’s and the next thing we know, they are waking up.

As everyone does in the morning, Megan has to pee. Kyle asks her why she needs to get dressed and all of the sudden Megan is ready to reshape the narrative. She decides to take naked pictures and release them. Kyle decides that he’s going to do it with her.

Let’s hope it wasn’t cold.

BOYFRIENDS ARE SELFISH FUCKS

So as they make their way back to LA, Kyle goes to talk to Terrence. He wants to get Terrence on board, cause Kyle thinks that Terrance has leaked the photos or leaked the idea that Megan planted them. And he tells Terrence that. But then at the same time, Terrence starts spitting out some fucking lies. He says he’s on board with Team Megan, but he’s a liar. We all know it. Terrence only cares about himself and the institute. He only cares about Kyle, for the notoriety that Kyle brings to the institute. Like are we dumb?

So if I go back a little bit, at the party, the head of the studio tells Terrence that he doesn’t want to close Megan’s deal. DeAnn is pissed cause she wasn’t involved in this conversation and if Terrence had his way, I don’t think that she would be involved in anything.

DeAnn got Kyle and he put his foot down. He said that if Megan’s not in the movie there is no movie.

Now we fast forward and Terrence has arranged it so some other star will be in the movie, and Megan’s deal does fall through. Cause you know, Terrence is an idiot. Kyle deals with it and doesn’t have the balls to tell Megan. She finds out because Deadline contacted her agent. Kyle tries to spin it and I kinda believe him. But I just hate him for being such an asshole that I don’t care.

Megan is smart – she continues with this interview that they had planned about the leaked photos and changing the narrative. Megan puts out there that she’s not going to feel powerless anymore and walks off.

I stood up and applauded for Megan.

Now Megan doesn’t go back to Kyle’s. She’s going to make him learn. He’s leaving all sorts of messages. She’s not answering.

DeAnn shows up at her house and tells her that the narrative will change. That they won’t always be the women behind the men.

Now I don’t know what DeAnn is up to, but it’s something, and I need to know what.

INSTITUTE OF THE DUMB FUCKERY

This one will be short – the police show up at the Institute to talk about someone missing. The missing person is the woman who played Kyle’s shrink (fake one) in the first episode.

I hope someone takes his ass out. I hate Terrance. Not a big fan of Kyle’s either.

The Arrangement airs Sunday’s on E!.



Erin

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I work a lot. Fangirlish is my baby. I work in social media professionally and I love it – which is probably why I don’t keep up on my own. I don’t sleep enough and I obsess too much over my favorite things. I need to work on combing my hair more. Or at elast I need to stop dying it different colors.

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