Yes, yes – Christmas is around the corner and I am giving you a last minute gift list for The Originals fan in your life. Well, I would like to say that this should be shocking, but let’s be honest – it’s not. It’s fine, we can all admit together, that we have waiting until the last minute to get our shit together and shop.
And if you’re anything like me – you wait until the day after Christmas for the sales. Hey, being cheap doesn’t mean less love – it means more gifts at a smarter price.
Not guaranteeing that any of this stuff will go on sale – but you get me.
First up – for those of you, that are like me and can’t let go of Klaroline – here’s a shirt to remind you of their love. Now, you have to give special props to the designer of the shirt – as the wording is right in any girls cleavage – so obviously, people will be talking to your breasts.
The shirt is available on Redbubble in a variety of colors. Yes, it’s way over priced, but it’s Klaroline, and we wanted to make sure we included something for all you Klaroline shippers.
Now all of us must be prepared in case we run into an Original. I mean, who the hell wants the blood drained from them. I am not volunteering as tribute for that one. So – a white oak stake is a necessity. Only this one’s not white and it’s not oak, BUT – it makes a cute necklace.
The necklace is available on Etsy. It’s also cheap, so you can buy two – and if it turns your neck green, you have a backup (we assume that it would never do that – once again, I’m a smart ass – don’t take me seriously).
But what every Originals fan must have is a better understanding of their world and what makes the Mikaelson’s tic. So, lucky for us, Julie Plec gave up hours upon hours of sleeping and wrote one. Now the book doesn’t hit shelves until January, BUT – if you put people off long enough – no one will ever know. Other wise you pre-order it, put it in a box, and say, “When you have forgotten all about the crap that other people have given you, my good stuff will be coming. You’re welcome.”
But if you want to fill in the time until that book comes, you get the a book by a writer of The Originals, Carina MacKenzie. She wrote Eternal Night, which is really fucking good, and you can buy that here.
And if your Originals fan is a coffee drinker, you’re going to need to get them a mug. Well – they can drink tea too. Now, personally, I’d wanna be drinking out of Elijah’s face, but we couldn’t find that. So, if you want to be drinking out of Klaus’, we found this cute mug on Etsy.
Or there is the cast mug, but it just seems kinda drinking slutty to be sipping out of that many people.
And you’ve got the normal stuff that every fan should have, The Season 1 DVD…
And the 2015 Wall Calendar. We wish we could guarantee nakedness in this, but….
And finally, if you want to go ultra tacky – which, hey, I am all for. You can get these earrings, with a really bad shot of Joseph Morgan. We totes know he’s supposed to be holding a heart, but it looks like a pear, and that’s well… bloody pears are weird.
So, what are you getting your Originals fan for Christmas?