If Harry Styles Was Your Boyfriend…

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If Harry Styles was your boyfriend, what a life that would be. He wouldn’t call you some lovey dovey name like “Pudding Pop” or “Buttercup” – he’d call you “Beautiful” or “Goregeous.” Harry wouldn’t be talking about your outside beauty, he’d be talking about you inside and out.

If Harry Styles was your boyfriend, he’d read you books while you took a bubble bath. When you asked him to read you the latest YA, he’d read you romance. You’d pick out the really hot sexy parts and then climb in the bathtub with you and wash your hair.

If Harry Styles was your boyfriend, he wouldn’t get mad when you didn’t wash your hair for days, though (but he’d always look forward to that bath). As a connoisseur of dry shampoo himself, he’d ask you for which brand you preferred. He wouldn’t care when your hair looked untamed – he’d be flattered that you were trying to master his look.




If Harry Styles was your boyfriend, he wouldn’t want to hurt your feelings. When you asked him if you looked good in the bright orange bridesmaids dress that you knew made you look like a piece of fruit, he’d tell you that “Oranges are my favorite fruit.” And you would be okay with that. Because the thought of being Harry Styles favorite was enough for you.

If Harry Styles was your boyfriend, he wouldn’t care if you mixed and matched patterns. He would embrace it. He’d borrow your favorite shirt and you’d know that when he wears it on stage – he’s got a piece of you with him. He’d wink at you from the stage – and yes, the girl behind you would think that it’s for her – but you’d know it was all about you when he pulls on the shirt and then you’d be able to turn around and roll your eyes, cause you’d know she’s dreaming.

If Harry Styles was your boyfriend, he’d make you bacon and eggs for breakfast. He’d understand that you don’t get the allure of beans on toast. He’d know the unwritten rule that you only eat that much fiber when he’s on tour and you’re at home – because that much flatulence isn’t good for anyone.

If Harry Styles was your boyfriend, he wouldn’t mind when you wear his shirt. He’d love it. He wouldn’t be pissed that you had a tailor sew several together – cause the reality is – he’s smaller than you. He’d love how your legs looked. He wouldn’t mind when you forgot to shave your legs. He wouldn’t laugh when you slathered a home waxing kit on and were too afraid to pull off the strips of wax. Yes, if Harry Styles was your boyfriend he would do that for you.

If Harry Styles was your boyfriend, he wouldn’t be mad when you listened to Taylor Swift. He’d tell you about his twenty stitches in the emergency room and when you got jealous – he’d write a song about you. Hell, if Harry Styles was your boyfriend, he would write a #1 hit about you.

If Harry Styles was your boyfriend, you would smile. He would sing country music with you and even try on those pair of Wranglers that cowboys are supposed to wear.

If Harry Styles was your boyfriend, he would be your best friend.

All of this and more, if Harry Styles was your boyfriend.


Note: This series was inspired by TheToast.com series if X were your Y – just adapted to Fandoms.

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