We Understand, @ColtonLHaynes Instagram is Feeding Your Fantasies

So… it’s Sunday. You’re sitting around your house in your pajamas and you’re looking at your significant other and wishing that he would not put that sixth slice of French toast in their mouth. You look down at your phone and you start going through Instagram, looking at all the men that you daydream about.

And we know that you have probably come across Colton Haynes Instagram. You have stopped and you have thought OMG he’s pretty. You want to put him as your screensaver and you can only hope that your man will be as cool about that as this dude.

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You are not alone. It’s okay. There is no shame in it. We understand.

We’ve done it too. Colton Haynes is definitely rocking his Instagram game with great pictures of himself. So we’re helping break down your fantasy and what his Instagram captions really say according to your fantasies.  Colton Haynes is doing husbands/boyfriends a public service. They should all be thanking him. (all pictures on this post are from Colton’s Instagram)

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Colton’s Caption: Suitin up. #Arsenal #Arrow #SuperHeroFriday
What your fantasy thinks it says:Maybe if I don’t look at the camera, she’ll notice my jaw porn. Ya, that’s jaw porn girl.
What you want to tell Colton in your fantasy: Jaw porn for the win.

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Colton’s Caption: Villefranche-Sur-Mer
What your fantasy thinks it says: Can your man do this for you? (his hands motioning like Vanna Whites) Ah ya, sail away with me. I’ll sail away with you.
What you want to tell Colton in your fantasy: I will said anywhere with you Colton. You say the word.

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Colton’s Caption:Our work trucks on #Arrow r pretty rad. #RunningBare #VancouverHeat #SweatyPits
What your fantasy thinks it says: I’m sending you subliminal messages.
What you want to tell Colton in your fantasy: We’re hearing you loud and clear, Colton. We’re hearing you loud and clear.

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Colton’s Caption: Saw HAIR last night at the HBowl . Rolled in like a bunch of hippies. It was awesome. Congrats @adamshankman
What your fantasy thinks it says: You look good in those sweats and stained t-shirts girl. Your man doesn’t know how well he has it.
What you want to tell Colton in your fantasy: You say all the right things.

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Colton’s Caption: #sdcc #arrow we r basically taking over the con…invading everyone’s interviews. Beware
What your fantasy thinks it says: I’m wishing you were here.
What you want to tell Colton in your fantasy : I’ll be there in 5. Can you send the Flash by to pick me up?

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Colton’s Caption: At the office wit @allymaki . #Malibougie
What your fantasy thinks it says: Girl pick up the phone. I can’t eat without you.
What you want to tell Colton in your fantasy: I can’t find my phone. I am searching… hang on Colton. Stalker call me if need be, cause I am going to answer my phone.

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Colton’s Caption: Tryin to see why the kids these days r all hyped on Beets by Dre… @beatsbydre ?
What your fantasy thinks it says: You have had a long day beautiful, rest. Sit down and I am going to cook you some dinner.
What you want to tell Colton in your fantasy: Why are you so perfect?

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Colton’s Caption: Pretty surreal seein my @diesel ads for the 1st time in all the new September issues. @nicolaformichetti@renzorosso made this come true for me. All I ever wanted as a kid was to be an actor/artist of some kind and after bein dropped by numerous agencies/managers over the yrs…I’m still truckin! #NeverGiveUp #NiceGuysNeverFinishLast
What your fantasy thinks it says: When I am not with you, just open the magazine and know that as this hot girl touches me, she’s not as hot as you touching me.
What you want to tell Colton in your fantasy: Wait, you’d let me touch you?

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Colton’s Caption: Nothin better than wakin up in ur own bed. Well…donuts r better, or waffles. Ok I lied. Sorry
What your fantasy thinks it says: Nothing better than waking up in bed with you. You eat those donuts, I don’t mind your softness.
What you want to tell Colton in your fantasy: Wait, you’d let me eat donuts? You’re so perfect Colton Haynes.

 

Arrow season 3 premieres Wednesday, Oct. 8 at 8/7c on The CW.

 

Erin

Head Bitch In Charge

I work a lot. Fangirlish is my baby. I work in social media professionally and I love it – which is probably why I don’t keep up on my own. I don’t sleep enough and I obsess too much over my favorite things. I need to work on combing my hair more. Or at elast I need to stop dying it different colors.

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