If Niall Horan Was Your Best Friend…

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If Niall Horan was your best friend, he’d text you before he went to bed to tell you to sleep sweet and when he woke up in the morning to tell you “todays your day.” Everything about him would be encouraging.

If Niall Horan was your best friend, he’d listen to your bitch about his obsession with wearing jorts and then wear them anyways. He would flip the script and make you feel bad for giving him shit. And then – if Niall Horan was your best friend, he’d wear them anyways.

If Niall Horan was your best friend, he’d expose you to golf. You’d grow to appreciate this, because you missed nap time from preschool – and this puts you to sleep like the boring stories your teacher would read you back then. If Niall Horan was your best friend, he’d buy you a set of golf clubs for your birthday and you’d thank him. However, on your way home – these clubs would be stolen (otherwise known as taken to the pawn shop). He’d believe you that it was stolen and you’d feel bad for lying – but you’d keep quiet – cause otherwise you’d be out golfing.

If Niall Horan was your best friend, he’d show up at your house with Ice Cream and Cake when your boyfriend cheats on you. He’d tell you how shitty that your boyfriend was and how it’s his loss – because Niall Horan knows how amazing you are. If Niall Horan was your best friend, he would eat the ice cream with you and he wouldn’t move when you fell asleep on his lap.




If Niall Horan was your best friend, he wouldn’t tell anyone. He would respect your need for privacy and your want to not have a bunch of people wishing you harm. If Niall Horan was your best friend, he would keep you so private that when the paps finally found out about you – they would assume that you were his girlfriend and he wouldn’t correct them. Because Niall Horan knows that neither answer could win, but he respects your decision.

If Niall Horan was your best friend, he would tell you stupid jokes that would make you snort while laughing. If Niall Horan was your best friend, he would drink a Guinness with you and wouldn’t understand why you like your beer cold. He would give you shit about your preference to drink a cocktail, so you wouldn’t drink one.

If Niall Horan was your best friend, you would talk everyday, his opinion would matter more to you than anyones. If Niall Horan was your best friend, you would judge all of the girls that come around and no one would ever be good enough for him.

If Niall Horan was your best friend, he would try to “Notebook” you all the time, but you would know better. Takes more than a Nicholas Sparks movie to break down your exterior. If Niall Horan was your best friend, he’d understand when you switch it to P.S. I Love You and he’d act like he loved it too, because he wants to see you smile.

If Niall Horan was your best friend, he’d bake your cupcakes instead of ordering them (granted he’s not making the Georgetown Cupcakes that you love) and you’re giving him bonus points – because no one else has ever attempted the Butterscotch frosting you love.

If Niall Horan was your best friend, he would make you go running and watch sports. If Niall Horan was your best friend this would be the only thing you ever fought about.

If Niall Horan was your best friend, you would hope that he doesn’t see the way that you look at him – because you’re not sure that you would ever be able to explain what that dazed look in your eyes is. If Niall Horan was your best friend, you would secretly be in love with him. And it would be a secret.

Because if Niall Horan was your best friend, he would mean too much to you to possibly ruin that with a relationship.

Yes, life would be different if Niall Horan was your best friend.

 


Note: This series was inspired by TheToast.com series if X were your Y – just adapted to Fandoms.

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