Movies, movies, movies. We’ve been seeing a lot of them lately and we’re appreciative of the fact that we get to see a lot of them early. So when we were invited to an early screening of Kingsman: The Golden Circle, we didn’t object. We got excited.
Overall, we’d give the movie a B+ and we’re breaking down the reasons why below. To be honest, we’re giving it a B+ because it was too long and dragged in some places, but overall we loved it.
Look, we’ve read the reviews and we know that a lot of critics panned the movie. To them, we say, we hope that you learn to have some fun. Because that’s what Kingsman: The Golden Circle is – FUN. It will keep you entertained if you don’t take it too seriously. It will keep you entertained if you go into it know you aren’t going to see an academy award nominated film. You are heading in to see a film that will make you laugh.
You Will Laugh and Gag
Laughter. Yes, you will be doing that. Sure, Kingsman: The Golden Circle, is a little bit long. 2. 5 hours is long for any movie. But you will laugh at things that are ridiculous and crazy. You will laugh at puns and fights and Elton John.
Sure you will gag at some hamburger scenes – so if you’re on a diet or trying to give up red meat – well, that’s a good scene to make you never wanna eat again.
But laughter. There is a lot of laughter.
Lord, Taron Egerton you make our ovaries explode. We love a man in a good suit, but when you add a British accent onto that – hey, it’s lust. Taron Egerton is a great actor and we couldn’t stop staring at his jaw porn wondering who the lucky girl is that gets to take him home at night.
Taron can take on any other actor and steal the scene. He’s fierce and feisty and we love Eggsy.
Julianne Moore Is Great At Evil
There will always be so much love in our hearts for Julianne Moore, because of The Hunger Games saga. But, this role is like we have never seen her before and we love that. She’s bat shit crazy. She’s hilarious. She’s creepy as f*ck. But she’s amazeballs and we loved it. Also goes to show you the good girls can be evil.
The All Star Cast
There are so many great a-listers in this film – Elton John, Halle Berry, Julianne Moore, Channing Tatum and Jeff Bridges to name a few. Normally not the biggest fan of Channing Tatum, but even he had us laughing and drooling (seriously looks good in a pair of Wranglers).
We love action sequences and Kingsman: The Golden Circle has plenty of them. They are cartoonish, sure. But again, FUN.
Kingsman: The Golden Circle opens tomorrow in theaters. Will you be seeing it?
Be sure to let us know what you think in the comments!