Players of the Week – NFL Week 9

We’re in week 9 and some semblance of order is being established in the NFL, even if it’s not the order we expected. But hey, at least now we know that if we change about half our fantasy team, there’s still a chance to get out of this with a semblance of dignity.

Let’s examine the crazy that’s not so crazy anymore as we talk our players of the week for week 9 of the NFL:

AFC

Offensive Player: ABSOLUTELY NO ONE

Let me put this in simple words, so everyone can understand: YOU ALL SUCK. NO ONE DESERVES IT. THE NFC IS KICKING YOUR ASS AND RIGHT NOW IT DOESN’T EVEN SEEM LIKE ONE OF YOU PEOPLE CAN EVEN GET TO THE SUPERBOWL.

Defensive Player: Jacksonville Jaguars Defense

I know this is the least original shit ever, but do you people realize I basically have no choice? It’s like almost every team in the AFC stunk up the place this week! At least the Jaguars are winning!

NFC

Offensive Player: Jared Goff, QB, Los Angeles Rams

The Giants are down in the gutter, but no one really saw Goff putting 51 points on them anyway. Eighteen months ago, when he and Carson Wentz went 1-2 in the NFL Draft no one, not even the most optimistic pundit would have thought they would both be playing at such a high level, but here they are, here we are. Best in the NFL? Why not?

Defensive Player: New Orleans Saint Defense

Two weeks in a row? Am I insane? Quite possible, but I just can’t ignore the Saints are 6-2, a legitimate contender in this crazy year, and no, Drew Brees isn’t even putting up crazy points. Imagine when he starts.

Agree? Disagree? Want to yell at me about how your favorite player was better? Share with us in the comments below!

Lissete Lanuza Sáenz

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Lawyer. Dreamer. Geek. Eternal optimist. Fangirl since the dawn of time. Hates the color yellow, olives and cigarettes. Has a recurring nightmare where she’s forced to choose between sports and books. Falls in love with fictional characters.

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