Look – you can agree or disagree with me, but Tom Holland is the only modern day Spiderman that I care about. Sorry Andrew Garfield and Toby Maguire, but you are blips of the screen that I don’t recognize.
I will admit that part of the greatness of Tom Holland is the British accent and the jaw porn that can keep a person dreaming for days. But the other part – the kid is a phenomenal actor. He’s also way too young to be drooling over, but the eyes can’t stop drooling over this English export.
Tom Holland makes me embrace my inner cougar with no regrets. Let’s break down so many times that this man had me doing just that.
I’d like to say I’m ashamed, but… we don’t lie to each other. Don’t you worry – I’ll give you some examples of just why I’m devoting my fandom heart to Mr. Holland.
THAT TIME HE SHOWED US WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE IN AND OUT OF UNIFORM
THAT TIME HE RODE A HORSE AND I WAS JEALOUS OF A HORSE
BOND, JAMES BOND VIBES
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THAT TIME HE LOOKED LIKE HE WASN’T HAVING IT
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYONE LOOK BETTER IN A T-SHIRT?
THAT TIME HE CARRIED A CHRISTMAS TREE AND I WANTED TO BE A TREE IN THE SCHOOL PLAY AGAIN
WET… YAASSSSS!!!
THAT TIME HE STUDIED AND WE WANTED TO BE THE BOOK ON HIS LAP
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THAT BEANIE LOOKS GOOD ON HIM
I’LL AVENGE YOU TOM! DON’T YOU WORRY!
SEXY AF IN THAT SWEATER
IF HE WAS BITING HIS LIP – I’D BE DROPPING MY CLOTHES RIGHT NOW
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I DON’T LOVE TO SEE YOU GO, BUT I LOVE TO WATCH YOU WALK AWAY
ENGLAND’S ASS?
YOU CAN PET ME TOM…
HE GETS ME
I think I have lost the ability to sleep
— Tom Holland (@TomHolland1996) January 26, 2018
AND GOT ME AGAIN
I can’t believe they don’t teach you taxes at school. I’m so lost… someone help me haha
— Tom Holland (@TomHolland1996) February 4, 2018
AND UNDERSTOOD EXCITEMENT OVER SECRETS
I just got so excited. This is exactly why marvel won’t tell me the plots anymore. https://t.co/A9zszTFNDz
— Tom Holland (@TomHolland1996) June 15, 2018
AND HE LIVED ON THE DANGEROUS SIDE
Officially buying a motorbike. Sorry mum
— Tom Holland (@TomHolland1996) August 26, 2018
THAT TIME HE WAS AS FORGETFUL AS ME…
Just accidentally had a shower with my AirPods in. Nice one mate 👍🏻
— Tom Holland (@TomHolland1996) March 24, 2019