Life Lessons From the Fifty Shades Darker Trailer

Fifty Shades of Grey may not be your thing – you inner goddess may not be in need of an explosion. We’ll applaude you for that. And even if you inner goddess gets to explode a lot – doesn’t mean you don’t need to have a lot of fun in your life.

And for us – Fifty Shades of Grey is a lot of fun.

We’re taking the life lessons that we got from the Fifty Shades Darker trailer.

Have dinner with someone – because you are hungry.

Look – people are not always going to be about the people that you like. The people that you want in your life – you want them there for a reason. Sure people fuck up, people hurt you, people make mistakes. There are times where you don’t want to forgive them, there are times where it’s all you can do to hold your shit together. And that is ok. But if you want to forgive them – that’s ok. No one else is living your life. You are. Live your best one and screw anyone who gets in the way.

Don’t be afraid to pick up the check

There are times where you don’t want to pick up the check and times where you do. Establish your independence. Let them know who is boss. Don’t let people run all over you. So girl – you do you – pick up that check if that’s what you want to do.

Always wear good underwear, you never know when you are going to be asked to take them off.

I know, I know… there are times where you want to wear your laundry day underwear, because there is nothing wrong with those comfortable as fuck granny panties. I said it. But its 2016 (almost 2017) and there are some times where shit is going to get kinky. Make sure that if you are going to be in a situation where it is necessary, make sure the granny panties stay home.

Big showers are important

I am all about a good bathtub, because hey who doesn’t like to relax. But as we have learned from several Nicholas Sparks movies – sex can happen in a shower. You want to have room. You want good lighting. If you are going to be picked up and tossed up against a wall – you want to make sure that you have room and some small ass shower isn’t cramping your style.

There will always be haters – it’s up to you how the affect you.

I don’t know about you – but everywhere I turn I encounter haters in my life. People who may not agree with what I have to say or don’t like the shit I am getting myself into. But here’s the thing – I refer to the first life lesson from this trailer. It’s my life – I have to live it. I have to do it. People will try to get in your mind – don’t let them mind fuck you. The only person that I am going to let mind fuck me – is well… nobody.

Sometimes when you see things in the dark – you actually see them.

I know, I know – our parents always have told us that there is no such thing as monsters. But guys – sometimes there is shit in the dark. There is shit that we don’t want to see, shit we don’t want to deal with. Things go bump in the night. Don’t let anyone tell you what you already know. Believe in yourself, the things that you know and you’ll get to where you need to go.

Fifty Shades Darker hits theaters February 10, 2017.

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