Even zombies couldn’t stop Rick & Co. from celebrating Christmas. While they’re thinking about surviving till the next day, scavenging, and destroying Negan, I’m thinking a little bigger for their Christmas gifts. So, here’s my wish list for the characters of The Walking Dead. Santa (aka, the writers), I hope you’re paying attention!
For every resident of Alexandria…a Tempur-Pedic mattress and pillow set for optimal sleeping and comfort that responds to your body’s temperature, weight, and shape. According to their site, “Change your sleep. Change your life.” I think they could all use a little of that.
For Richonne…a romantic dinner for two with a three course meal, mutual massages, a sensual bath with rose petals, and quality time on that Tempur-Pedic. Daryl would watch Little Ass Kicker and Carl would be off with Enid somewhere, leaving Rick & Michonne clear for the night.
For Negan…an extra helping of rancid walker meat courtesy of The Kingdom with a side of rotting vegetables. Only the best for the head of the Saviors!
For Lucille…termites.
For Gleggie…a visit from the Doctor where they can hop on the Tardis, go back in time, and defeat Negan before he even becomes a problem. Why not go back and stop the apocalypse, saving countless favorites that have died over the years? Because I’m not risking Glenn & Maggie never meeting and falling in love. Nope.
For Daryl…a shower to clean those greasy locks. A new pair of pajamas to replace that ugly set gifted to him by Dwight. And a subscription to Sirius XM radio so he can listen to anything besides Easy Street by The Collapsable Hearts.
For Carol…an endless supply of floral sweaters, a subscription to Gun & Ammo Magazine, and a beautiful cottage with a stream out back for the animals she’ll obviously keep there. Cottage will have the strongest wifi in the apocalypse, air drone delivery, and an inconspicuous alarm system to keep away unwanted guests.
Extra gift for viewers…a season without ugly crying. Some crying is acceptable, but the constant tears and snot have accumulated into boxes and boxes of Kleenex.
Agree? Disagree? Have any other wishes for the characters of The Walking Dead? Share with us in the comments below!
