Thirsty Thursday: Jimmy Garoppolo

I am not proud of myself right now. Thirsty Thursday is a tradition, but also – me hating sports is an even BIGGER tradition. I don’t care what people have to say about it.

I hate sports.

I was casually minding my own business today when Twitter assaulted me. Twitter assaulted me with a football player. This isn’t my proudest moment, but please love me and respect me through this really difficult time. Jimmy Garoppolo has fucked with my hormones.

Jimmy Garoppolo I don’t know you and to be honest, I probably will never look at anything besides your Instagram, but you don’t need to worry – my hormones are in full explosion over that.

Lets talk about all your thirst traps, sir.

THOSE ASSETS

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Houston bound baby #letsgoooo

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THAT SMILE AND THOSE STRAIGHT TEETH

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Cheers to 2020

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DAMN

THAT HUMBLE AF ATTITUDE

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The little things #ThrowbackTuesday

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THAT WILLINGNESS TO HAVE FUN

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10 Days!!

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HE CLEANS UP SO PRETTY

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✈️✈️

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Those “ass”ets

That Jaw Porn

That Party Attitude

That Island Life

I’ll Follow You Anywhere Vibes

Them Thighs

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Patiently Waiting

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That Family Commitment

That Jaw Porn

That Bling, Bling Life

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Rings

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He’s a Mama’s Boy

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