I am not proud of myself right now. Thirsty Thursday is a tradition, but also – me hating sports is an even BIGGER tradition. I don’t care what people have to say about it.
I hate sports.
I was casually minding my own business today when Twitter assaulted me. Twitter assaulted me with a football player. This isn’t my proudest moment, but please love me and respect me through this really difficult time. Jimmy Garoppolo has fucked with my hormones.
Jimmy Garoppolo I don’t know you and to be honest, I probably will never look at anything besides your Instagram, but you don’t need to worry – my hormones are in full explosion over that.
Lets talk about all your thirst traps, sir.