First, I’d like to let everyone know that long before the world began embracing Jay Cutler for the unique, blunt, entertaining person that he is, I was one of the few that felt like that back during Cutler’s days as the Chicago Bears’ starting quarterback.
You either loved or hated Cutler. And he didn’t give a shit. Which just made me love him more. In fact, you’d be surprised how many people didn’t love Cutler back then. But, hey, better late than never.
Cutler’s appreciation grew with his reality television debut on Very Cavallari with his now-separated wife, Kristin Cavallari. In all honesty, the only reason I watched Very Cavallari was because of Cutler, as was the case for many.
Leave it to Jay to save us from quarantine crazy with his reveal on Instagram. Cutler’s got a chicken murder mystery on his hands. Seriously.
Someone has been killing Cutler’s chickens, and the guilty party still roams free. Cutler has been investigating the murders, including bringing in a gnarly rooster named Big Blue, who’s essentially the lookout when Cutler isn’t there.
Cutler has been overlooking the chicken coop from a tree house, with night vision goggles and gear worthy of a pro. But, unfortunately, the culprit remains unknown and still wanders free. Although Thelma, the house cat, certainly hasn’t been ruled out just yet.
And if there’s anything that I’ve learned from Cutler’s time on Very Cavallari — where he stole the show on a weekly basis — and his new foray into the social media game, it’s that Cutler deserves his own reality show. And I’m not the only one that believes so. Hopefully this will convince someone. (Hey, E!, I hear you’re down one reality show.)
Honestly, watching Cutler’s chicken murder mystery has been more interesting than most things lately. And you bet your ass I’m waiting with bated breath for the latest update.