Princes Can Give Shitty Gifts Too

Apparently I like writing about The Royal Family today or maybe it’s just so damn hot that I can’t see straight and I want to scream. Cause it’s hot as balls.

But we’re here to talk about what shitty gifts men give. Turns out when you’re a Prince, you really don’t know a good gift and have to be educated on that shit.

Prince William – whom I cherish and it hurts my heart a little to talk some shit about him was on BBC Radio 5 Live’s “That Peter Crouch” podcast, and he was talking about gifts he’s given his wife.

Now, if you thought a gift card or a blender was bad – in my opinion he took the cake on shit thou shall not give.

“I did get my wife a pair of binoculars once. She’s never let me forget that.”

Of course she didn’t. She was probably like you stalker, what are you thinking? Are you telling me that you like to watch me from a distance? Are you expecting me to watch you from a distance?

Like what is going on?

“I wrapped them. They were really nice,” he said. “I was trying to convince myself about it. I was like, ‘But these are really amazing, look how far you can see!’”

“She was looking at me going, ‘They’re binoculars, what’s going on?’ It didn’t go well,” he continued. “Honestly, I have no idea why I bought her a pair of binoculars.”

What the fuck was he thinking? That’s some shit you don’t buy. She’s a true champion though and didn’t dump his ass… so she wins.

After all that – lets hope he gives better gifts now. Crown jewels anyone?

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