Ana de Armas and Ben Affleck are no more.
Shocked, we are not. Nor sad. Nor, anything, really. I spent very little time caring about them together – and I will admit I spent less time caring about her while she was with him, so I at least look forward to going back to doing that.
Like, I know he has his fans, but I have a laundry list of things I don’t like Ben Affleck for. Not that I need to put that here – cause I literally saw him sexually harassing a woman on camera, so I shouldn’t really have to explain my reasoning.
So, yeah. BenAna split (hehehe), and that wouldn’t even be news that I’d care about. Except, you know, this happened:
And like …sometimes, when you least expect it, life gives you a reason to laugh. And laugh. And continue to laugh.
I’m not even gonna go into the WHY he had the cardboard cutout, or the fact that this poor guy’s job was to actually go throw it in the trash, I just want to talk about how good her butt looks on that cutout. Like dang, girl. Daaaaang.
Not saying you could do better than your ex …but you could absolutely do better than your ex, okay?