Clare Crawley is a lot of things – but at the top of that list for me is a narcissist and control freak.
Dale Moss is a lot of things – but at the top of the list for me is a washed out wanna be fame whore.
These personalities don’t mix. It’s kinda like putting Donald Trump together with anyone sane. Don’t get me wrong here – not trying to comment on Melania, but like if the writing is on the wall… IT IS RIGHT THERE.
Look, I didn’t watch much of The Bachelor or The Bachelorette franchise, because quite frankly, this shit is like the worst reality show on television. It’s not reality – it’s a bunch of producers trying to mastermind drama. And hey, some are good at it, but some suck. Some are so over their contestants that they will do anything that they have to in order to get rid of them.
And you’ll never be able to convince me that Dale and Clare’s producers weren’t like let’s get this boring as fuck man and this absolute bitch off the television screen. I’m sorry, but no one with any sense thought that these two were going to last.
These two were driven by two things –
- Trying to become Instagram famous
- Trying to become interesting people
Yes, I will say it a million times over – they were driven by fame. They both want to be able to have attention and what’s more attention seeking than The Bachelorette? Not much.
But when you’re setting records by getting engaged after 12 days? Please biotches, we all know that shit was never going to last. You’re trying to rack up sponsorships so that you never have to work a day in your life again.
But there is one problem with that – NO ONE LIKES YOU.
This breakup statement is almost laughable. Well, hell, I am laughing.
I don’t wish anyone bad shit, but like NO ONE IS SHOCKED. I’d be more shocked if he said the truth. Which, hey, none of us know, but I am assuming it’s along the lines of, “Dear Internet, Clare realized I am boring and I realized she’s a bitch. I hope her vagina grows cobwebs.”
The healthiest decision would be for both of them to sort out their issues and realize that no one ever thought this was for the long haul.
Sorry, Clare and Dale, The Bachelorette failed your goals. And hey, best of luck to both of you as you fade off into the oblivion.
Clare and Dale down today, Trump tomorrow. Hell, maybe 2021 is looking up.