Look Sebastian Stan, I have seen you in person several times, and I know just by watching you walk away, your ass is a beautiful thing. Granted, it’s always got pants on it.
That is until now.
2021 has been a hard year and I understand that. Hell with the news of The Arclight closing permanently, I feel like a part of me has been taken. I miss movies. I miss going to the theaters. I miss seeing you on the screen Mr. Stan.
Hell, I miss walking past you on New York City streets (which FYI – is not on purpose, but it’s happened 11 times in 5 years, so I am going with it).
But I never in my life thought that you would give us the gift that keeps on giving. You want us to watch you in Monday? I mean, I was already going to do that. But this… this made me want to do anything that you ask.
I mean, you have my attention. You also have me wondering what you were thinking with the shoe choice here, because brown trench, black socks, white shoes… it was definitely a choice.
Now that you’ve made the sacrifice of showing us your firm ass (which I thank you for making it your backside) everyone should watch Monday. It’s not a sacrifice for us to watch you on the screen – it’s our duty as your stans.