Hello Grown-ish fans! It’s been a minute since we’ve chatted and watched Zoey and her crew get into shenanigan’s and drama, BUT it’s the summertime and your girl is back and I am excited. Part of my excitement is obviously everyone, (I hope) will graduate this year, and move on to bigger and better things, (I hope).
However, there is also this big part of me that is really glad this journey Zoey and I have been on for four years is coming to close. I started thinking about when I graduated college and how excited I was for it to be over but also scared that it was going to be as well. Zoey is not thinking about graduating just yet, she still has some Margarita’s to drink and some drama to create in Mexico.
We have a lot to discuss in the season premiere of Grown-ish season four “Ugh Those Feels Again” so lets dive in shall we!
Zoey has planned this unforgettable weekend getaway to Mexico with her crew, and she has all these activities planned for every moment of the trip. Unfortunately for Zoey, her friends just want to do their own thing, alone and not have to hang out together.
It’s very awkward for Jazz to be there with her ex, Doug and not have her wing-man Sky to back her up, Nomi is there by herself but she is fine with that. Ana has invited Javi to join the gang on this trip and of course Luka and Viveck are down to do whatever, as long as there is alcohol and girls.
I could have told Zoey, it was all about to go down hill the moment she invited everyone to dinner and ended it with a game of never have I ever. GIRL! This is classic movie drama right here! Zoey picked up “Who is more likely to cheat?” That set the whole crew off in “Ugh Those Feels Again”!
Obviously Jazz and Doug came for each others throats, next was Zoey and Aaron, with the whole Rochelle fiasco. Ana and Javi stayed out the fray, until Nomi outed Ana and then shit hit the fan. Zoey was pissed, but I was enjoying myself and the drama I have to admit. What? I can be petty.
I honestly wondered how in the hell they were all gonna recover from this airing of dirty laundry, but I shouldn’t have, it seems everyone was fine to go their separate ways for the night at least. Aaron takes Zoey on a first day to celebrate their new, new relationship and Luka and Doug go on a double date with two local girls, who may or may not work for El Chapo. Listen, I love Zoey and Aaron, I really do. I like their chemistry and always have rooted for them, BUT I did not expect those two to be the ones who got married in Mexico!
Those two drunk fools, went down to a chapel and had a legit ceremony and signed a marriage certificate! They have wedding rings ya’ll! OMG, Dre is gonna flip when he finds out! WTF! I cannot wait for their friends to find out because they will clown and I will be here for it.
Zoey and Aaron are not the only ones who bonded over the weekend, Ana and Javi may or may not share an STD. Ana finally finds out who the “somebody” is that keeps texting Javi, apparently its a one night stand, from a girl he slept with before he was celibate and she has chlamydia. Well obviously Ana is PISSED. Javi swears he tested negative though and she should not have been snooping on his tablet.
Ana doesn’t care about any of that, because she and Javi have had unprotected sex and were about to take a shower together before she found out about his STD. I can’t with these two. Honestly. I can’t. Nomi is there for Ana though and tells her that although it makes her feel better that Ana is suffering, she is still her friend and pulls her in for a hug. Remember when these two kissed?
Zoey and Aaron meanwhile are frolicking on the beach and enjoying each other’s company, admiring their wedding rings, drunk off their asses, when the Federales show up and bust up their good time, apparently Zoey shoplifted a piñata un-knowingly and also it’s probably a crime to have sex on the beach, you can drink it but don’t attempt to do it. “Ugh Those Feels Again” ends with Zoey and Aaron being arrested!
Who are they going to call? They don’t speak Spanish, Zoey did shoplift, but she was so drunk I doubt she even remembers. Honestly, Zoey wanted this trip to be memorable and it will be. Literally she will be looking at her mug shot and wedding certificate 10 years from now going what was I thinking. This episode was part 1 of 2 ya’ll, so next week we will get some answers and see if everyone makes it back to California. Until then guys!
Grown-ish airs Thursdays at 8/7c on Freeform.