Britannia

‘Britannia’ Season 2, Episode 4 Review: A Snoozefest

Britannia is even more boring than last week, and at this point, we just don’t care. We review.

‘Britannia’ Season 2, Episode 3 Review: Better Isn’t Always Good

A part of me wants to say Britannia is better in season 2 that it was in season 1, but that’s not exactly a high bar to clear for the show, so I’m not even sure I should put it…

‘Britannia’ Season 2, Episode 2 Review: Shock Value

Britannia loves shock value. We’re not sure it loves anything else.

‘Britannia’ Season 2, Episode 1 Review: Here We Go Again

Britannia is back for season 2, and the show still has no idea what it wants to be – or who its main character is.

‘Britannia’ Season 1 Finale Review: Why in the World?

Hahahaha, remember when I said don’t get attached, and then I said well, at least Kerra is probably making it through this season of Britannia, and then I said this show was about us caring for the women and then…

‘Britannia Episode 8 Review: I Almost Wish I Cared

The problem with Britannia – I mean, one of the problems, I don’t have time here to go into all of them – is how inconsistent it is. Episode 6 was good, almost interesting, episode 7 was a bore, and…

‘Britannia’ Episode 7 Review: Where are the interesting people?

Britannia has, at times, suffered from having too many characters, and also from the fact that it’s been very hard for us to figure out who exactly we should care for. This episode makes that point all the more clearer,…

‘Britannia’ Episode 6 Review: A Tale of Three Women

Britannia episode 6 is the best this show has been. Unfortunately, that’s not exactly a high bar to clear as the show has been slow, and even boring at times. That’s without mentioning the meandering plot, the severed heads, the…

‘Britannia’ Episode 5 Review: If You Don’t Care, Then I Don’t Care

No one wants to be on the throne in Britannia episode 5, and if I’m being honest, I can’t really say I blame them. Kerra didn’t get killed, so she should probably be happy about the hand she was dealt,…

‘Britannia’ Episode 4 Review: The Posters Never Lie

Look, I came into this thinking Kerra was the main character in Britannia, and episode 4 proved me right – at least for now, and I want to take this moment to say that you should never trust a Pilot,…

‘Britannia’ Episode 3 Review: So is this about Cait?

If there’s one thing I can tell you about the first three episodes of Britannia, is that I’m still not quite sure who I’m supposed to be rooting for here. Clearly it’s not the Romans, Antedia or Pellenor, but who…

‘Britannia’ Episode 2 Review: No to Severed Heads

Britannia episode 2 is, unsurprisingly, less bloody, less confusing and infinitely more interesting than the Pilot. I’m still not exactly sure where this is all going, but at least people are taking sides – and when I say sides, I…

‘Britannia’ Episode 1 Review: Don’t Get Attached

We’re all looking for new stuff to watch, so with Epix announcing the premiere of season 2 of Britannia, which has already been confirmed for a season 3, I figured it was time to jump on this bloody bandwagon and…