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Bachelor in Paradise Episodes 7 & 8 – The End Is Near

I joke a lot about needing alcohol to get through these episodes. Truth is, I’m not much of a drinker, but I might have to up my quantity to get me through the train wreck that is Bachelor in Paradise,…

Bachelor in Paradise Episode 6 – Love Triangles Abound

Picking up directly from last week, the episode opens with the arrival of our Canadian friend Daniel. Which you know, is super convenient since Lacey was saying how much she wanted to meet him, and she was just about to…

Bachelor in Paradise Episodes 4 & 5 – Demario Speaks and Nicknames Emerge

Episode four starts out with some more Kristina and Dean drama. She is quite unhappy that he went on a date with “D. Lo” and his been ignoring her. The guys sit around talking about a rose ceremony like we’re…

Bachelor in Paradise Episode 3 – The Drama Rises

I know, it’s been a second and I’m well behind on these recaps, but 4 hours a week is a lot to take in (I even think TOO much, they’re killing us with all this back-to-back Paradise!). But anyway, let’s…

Nick & Vanessa – Another One Bites The Dust

According to E! News, after a brief engagement, The Bachelor’s Nick Viall and Vanessa Grimaldi have ended their engagement. This should come to no surprise to anyone to watched their season of the Bachelor. Anyone could have seen this coming.…

Bachelor in Paradise Episodes 1 & 2 – Here We Go Again

It’s that time of year folks – when skimpy bikinis with blurred out bottoms, drunken shenanigans and people confessing their sins to sea creatures hit our screens. So you know what that means, welcome to Bachelor in Paradise. I feel…

The Bachelorette Finale – Did that really just happen?

Let me start by saying – for the majority of this season, I thought Rachel was one of the most sensible bachelorette’s in this history of the show. She was very poised, thoughtful and seemed to be making good decisions.…

The Bachelorette Recap – Fantasy Suites & The Men Tell All

Hello and welcome to an oversized Bachelorette recap! The end of the season is now upon us, but before we jump into just who Rachel chooses to be her new partner, let us take a few moments to recap what…

The Bachelorette Week 7: The One Where Everyone Says I Love You

Here we go, it’s time for the final countdown. This week our four remaining bachelorette contestants will become three as Rachel travels to meet their families. Some families seem normal, some some seem emotional and one seems… odd. What is…

‘The Bachelorette’ Recap: Week 6 (aka the Final 4 Everyone Saw Coming)

Well friends, we are another week closer to finding out who will steal our girl Rachel’s heart. In this episode, the guys will be taking a cutting from six to four to reveal what may be the most obvious set…

The Bachelorette Recap: Week 4

Hello! It seems like years since the last episode of the Bachelorette – when in reality, it’s only been one week. However, next week we will be treated to not one, but two episodes to make up for this travesty.…

The Bachelorette: Recapping Weeks 2 & 3

Hello all! I’m back after a short hiatus (aka, I was on vacation). This means the recap that I have for you is extra long, so sit back, relax, break out your finest alcoholic beverage of choice (or you know,…

The Bachelorette Recap: Week 1 – Introductions

Welcome friends! It’s that time of year – where the waterworks are high, the choice of men are questionable and there will be blood. What am I’m talking about? Well it’s the Bachelorette premiere, of course! As most everyone knows,…

The Bachelor Recap: Finale & After The Final Rose

Once again, I watched THREE HOURS of The Bachelor so you don’t have to!  After weeks of mild torture, it finally happened, Nick picked himself a lady and the world didn’t implode. What happened? Will the relationship last? How long…

The Bachelor Recap – Week 9: Part 2 & The Women Tell All

Welcome, friends to a “very special” three hour Bachelor extravaganza. What can you do in three hours that’s more productive than watching the Bachelor, you ask? Well you could: 1. Have surgery (light, maybe like a gallbladder removal or something).…

The Bachelor Recap: Week 9 – Fantasy Suites (Part 1)

I must start this review with a disclaimer – this episode was boring. Like make up daydreams in your head, wonder what you’re doing with your life, boring. I’ll do what I can to make this entertaining, but there’s only…