‘The Hills: New Beginnings’ To Return To Production This Week

We’re excited for any return of anything, but we also understand why somethings can’t return yet.

‘The Hills: New Beginnings’ 1×09: “Brody Gets Away With Everything”

Oh ,when your life is boring, do yourself a favor and feel better about it by watching The Hills. You’ll be thankful that your last name is not Pratt and that your brother doesn’t worship crystals like they are the…

Spencer Pratt Wants Olivia Jade On ‘The Hills: New Beginnings’

My obsession with The Hills: New Beginnings is strong. I love the drama, the craziness, and the WTF of the entire show. Sure, my loyalties keep getting tested and switched around. BUT – my annoyance with all things Spencer and…

‘The Hills: New Beginnings’: With Friends Like These, Who Needs Enemies

Here’s the thing about The Hills: New Beginnings. I want to take this shit seriously, but I don’t trust everything that happens because of the way that The Hills ended. But I am 100% into this show, because drama is…

‘The Hills: New Beginnings’: Stephanie Pratt Made Me Not Like Her

Sorry about last weeks The Hills: New Beginnings, I was out sick. But I am back and pissed off as ever. I love this show, I really, really do. But every single time that I start to like someone –…

‘The Hills: New Beginnings’: Spencer Is Worse Than A Toddler

Oh my, how the tables have turned. Well some of them. Heidi and Spencer Pratt being two of the most narcissistic and straight up assholes – well, that’s still going strong. But here’s the thing about The Hills…. you really…

‘The Hills: New Beginnings’ 1×02: Family Drama

I think that the thing that is going to become more and more obvious to everyone is that I think Stephanie Pratt gets a bad rap and I think Speidi is bat shit fucking nuts. It’s the second episode of…

‘The Hills: New Beginnings’ 1×01: Let’s Catch Up

Words that I never thought I would be singing again, while laying in bed, watching TV. “Staring at the blank page before you, Open up the dirty window, Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find.” Yes,…