Too Hot to Handle is back for season 2 and this shit’s messier than season one. Seriously, if we thought Harry and Francesca were a mess, oh wait until you meet Cam and Emily. It’s messy, it’s fun, and it’s one of the best trash shows out there. That’s why we can’t help but watch and share 10 thoughts about Too Hot to Handle season 2!
1. I would win the biggest pot.
I have no doubt that I would win the biggest pot. I would grab a book, chill at the beach, and watch as everyone else gets messy. Yes, I know this show is about connection. But I want that money and I promise to do some introspective work on myself along the way. Deal, Lana?
2. Cam is a damn mess and he needs to chill.
If there’s one person I can not stand it’s Cam. Your blue balls are not worth thousands of dollars. Sorry, not sorry. Keep it in your pants and your hands away from any and all erogenous zones. Also, a little self control would be nice. Just a bit, for goodness sake!
3. I appreciate the small breasted babes.
As a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee I’m glad that Too Hot to Handle didn’t shy away from small breasted women. They are just as valid as anyone else and they wore some cute outfits so far that look really nice on them. Keep it coming, Netlfix!
4. Larissa and Kayla better walk away with the pot.
Seriously, they better walk away with the pot. So far, they’re the ones who have kept themselves on point while everyone else has been going wild. They are the ones who should be getting the entire pot and then some! I said, what I said!
5. Peter is like a cute and devious puppy.
Peter is a devious little shit, who still hasn’t found his place, and who likes to stir up trouble. He’s also adorable. Not my type for sure. But adorable like a little puppy that you just cuddle with. But knowing how much of a horndog he really is will probably lead him to humping your leg and that’s an immediate no because Lana is always watching.
6. I swear to God, you can do better Emily.
Emily’s obsession with Cam reminds me of Harry and Francesca from season one of Too Hot to Handle. Girl, you can do better. Like 10 times better. Not sure which guy in particular, but anything is better than Cam and his obsession with himself and his blue balls. You don’t need that toxic energy in your life. Nope!
7. The guys are toxic.
The guys are playing too many games. Seriously, you’re going to guard the door while your friend breaks the rules and loses thousands for self gratification? And the mind games they play on the women. Nah, I’m not here for it and want them to all realize that they’re not good enough for these horny goddesses.
8. But the French accent for Marvin is working for him.
I don’t want to admit it. But it really is. That and his beautiful smile. Damn it.
9. Melinda is the most beautiful of them all.
Look, all of these women are lovely. But Melinda, dear God, she is perfection. Yes, she is a bit messy when it comes to men, especially Marvin. But she is stunning and every look that she has is more fierce than the one before. Fav look def has to be the one she wore while talking to Peter by the pool while Marvin walked by behind her.
10. The bisexuals need to mix things up.
Yes, there is one bisexual woman on this cast. And Netflix is squandering an opportunity to really shake things up by having more than one bisexual woman go for each other. Do you understand how that would change the game, especially during Pride Month? Come on, Netflix. Give me the trash show that I want!
Too Hot to Handle season 2’s first four episodes are available on Netflix.