There comes a moment in your Santa-believing life where you have to take a step back and question everything you’ve learned about Santa. Is he even real? How do reindeers fly? How does he fit all those presents in that one sack? Now, thanks to Violent Night we have a new question that has shaken many to their very core: Is Santa hot? With David Harbour as the lead, the answer is yes.
Harbour aside (for one second because we’ll be looking at the poster and people thirsting on him in a second) this movie actually sounds genius. Oh, and it’s from the producers of John Wick, Atomic Blonde, and Deadpool 2. Just in case if you weren’t sold before, you’re sold now. But don’t forget to read the synopsis for Violent Night:
When a team of mercenaries breaks into a wealthy family compound on Christmas Eve, taking everyone inside hostage, the team isn’t prepared for a surprise combatant: Santa Claus (David Harbour, Black Widow, Stranger Things series) is on the grounds, and he’s about to show why this Nick is no saint.
But back to the hotness and confusion of Harbour as Santa. It started with the poster for this new movie.
Check out the official poster for Violent Night below:
Immediately the internet…was shook. Some were flabbergasted but still blunt about how Harbour was making Santa hot.
Some wanted the madness to stop because it made them think about what they wanted to do to/with Santa.
And others were ready to report anyone who thirsted after Santa.
While some were just simply here for the action that Violent Night promises.
Violent Night will hit theaters on December 2, 2022.
