There are a lot of things wrong with Joe Jonas these days. He filed for divorce without telling his wife (has he ever broken up with someone in person?). He’s basically been holding his kids hostage, refusing to turn over their passports so they can fly to England. He either started or condoned a smear campaign against the mother of his children, and is now trying to pretend he didn’t do it (TMZ Joe, really? Backgrid? Come oooon). But perhaps the worst thing about Joe is that he did all of this because he likely thought he could get away with it.
Because he underestimated his wife and her popularity — or, maybe, vastly underestimated how beloved he actually was.
Perhaps both. Either way, most of us have some complicated feelings about Game of Thrones — but we can all agree that one of the only good things was consistently Sansa Stark. And the North remembers.
We are the North.
But then again, this has always been the Joe Jonas way, hasn’t it?
The good news, of course, is that the internet won’t let him forget. And neither will we.
Let this be a lesson for celebrity men. If you play with fire, you’re gonna get burned. And if you play the PR game, you better hope you actually have the moral high ground, because we see through you now. You ain’t fooling us anymore.