99 Thoughts We Had While Watching ‘Grand Hotel’s “Art of Darkness”

This week’s Grand Hotel was like riding on a roller coaster. You had twists, ups and downs, and an end that left you reeling! And since our regularly scheduled writer Lizzie is off in the land of sickness, I’ve stepped in for a special one swing at ‘Thoughts We Had While Watching’ for Art of Darkness.

Starting with…

1. Hot damn, Gigi is a summer dream.
2. Felix, she ain’t your baby.
3. 50 million reasons why you lied?
4. She doesn’t trust you because you abandoned her and STOLE 50 MILLION DOLLARS!
5. Say “no” ma girl!
6. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
7. WHO ARE YOU?!
8. Also, Alicia has her reasons, she’s just going to tell no one because…embarrassment! 
9. Yes, where is Gigi?
10. Why does everyone like Felix? 
11. They’re blind.
12. Gigi is blind.
13. Carolina and Yoli are blind.
14. Alicia you looked really happy at the thought of Gigi leaving.
15. NO JAVI. NO SECRET ROOMS AND DRUGS FOR YOU.
16. Promises are cheap and Felix has 50 million dollars under her name.
17. What is badass Teresa doing here? Looking fly ass as hell, that’s what!
18. Is the art Teresa? Can I buy tickets?
19. Friendly reminder that: Felix is garbage.
20. So are Gigi’s shoulder pads.
21. I said, what I said.
22. Please be trying to steal his money and screw him over like he screwed you over, Gigi!
23. Trust me, I can keep a secret. My name is Danny.
24. Tells cop immediately. 
25. Son in law to business partner. That’s going to be messy.
26. You didn’t come to Byron first. You came to him because you had no options.
27. Carolina would rather let her hair get fuzzy than apologize!
28. Santiago, how long did you think you could keep it from Alicia?
29. Ohhhhh he’s not denying it.
30. What in the what, what, whatttt
31. Wingwoman Ingrid is a little bitter and jealous.
32. Green isn’t a nice color on you, Ingrid.
33. Javi, you better get your ass away from secret room on the sixth floor.
34. Oh wait, flashbacks instead of him going after his next fix.
35. This girl is a winner winner, chicken dinner, Jason.
36. Youth pastor and a cheerleader. MOM EPIC COMBO INITIATED!
37. Carolina, what you really need to apologize for is your outfit.
38. OMG CAROLINA. NO, DON’T GET BACK WITH HIM!
39. WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
40. The more I watch, the more I think Gigi is playing Felix.
41. Santiago throwing down major love declarations there.
42. Gigi still looking like a dream.
43. Elevator meetup. Stereotypical.
44. Oh damn. Alicia thought he was getting her for info.
45. What are you feeling Felix?
46. DRUGS? MUAHAHAHAHAHA.
47. GIGI RISES!
48. “You’re gonna pay for this?”
49. This is not how you treat someone you love.
50. Gigi being my summer time yellow Starburst dream.
51. SHE BROUGHT THE BACON HOME.
52. Woah, is this what adult relationships look like?
53. What happened in the room?
54. Brother/sister duo initiated.
55. GIGI AND TERESA. Just stay to the side Santiago.
56. Being the third wheel? Really?
57. Get out of my face Carolina.
58. That isn’t fair to Yoli.
59. OMG TERESA YOU EVIL GENIUS!
60. I didn’t expect that. At all.
61. Mrs. P calling it out for what it actually is.
62. ABS ALERT.
63. Purple summer time Gigi is my favorite Gigi.
64. Detective Danny doesn’t work. 
65. Hasn’t before. 
66. Doesn’t now.
67. Ewwww Carolina and Byron. I’m gonna barf in my mouth.
68. DETECTIVE DANNY BROUGHT ALL THE ATTENTION TO HIMSELF.
69. Facepalm alert.
70. Ingrid, being a good wing woman. OMG and maybe friends too!
71. Ewwww eating each others face in public.
72. Yoli and her girl are cute AF!
73. She knows the headaches are coming before they do!
74. Alicia and Javi, detective duo, is what I need in my life!
75. OMG THEY’RE SELLING WOMEN?!
76. Human trafficking.
77. Gigi to the rescue!
78. This show has taken such a twist and I can’t breathe.
79. Everything has changed now for Danny.
80. Santiago, you played your hand too soon.
81. OMG, I’m on the edge of my seat.
82. It’s not Sky.
83. Awwwwww no Danny.
84. TERESA, DON’T RUN! STAY AND FACE THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS!
85. Yoli being upfront about her relationship with Sky is giving me the feels.
86. Forget it, she called her pops.
87. OMG CAROLINA?! Are you actually standing up for yourself?
88. Forget it, big diamond to weigh down my hand.
89. Mateo and Teresa running away together? Interesting.
90. *gun makes appearance*
91. Forget it.
92. Awww Jason is a positive force that keeps Danny going and it’s beautiful!
93. Give me all the brother/sister duo team up.
94. That flashback hurts so much because mami had mental health issues.
95. What they did to her was wrong. There, I said it.
96. Mami deserved better.
97. Welcome to the panic room.
98. Welcome to the end of season one on the horizon.
99. Welcome to the truth.

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Grand Hotel airs Mondays at 10/9c on ABC.