Theo James Is In A New Movie That Looks REALLY Bad

Look, I can appreciate that one time YA movie stars want to stay relevant. They get caught up in the fame, the people calling their names, the free shit. And honestly, there was no one that I wanted to stay more relevant than Theo James.

He was/is hot. He has an accent. He can do fight scenes. And he’s the type of guy that you can look at and make you feel like he will pick you up and take you right then and there (with consent, of course). Ya, he’s a sex dream.

And I probably shouldn’t say that.

But like here’s the thing about Theo James staying relevant. He has to make some good choices for roles and the roles that he is picking – well, sorry dude.

Not interested.

And lets chalk this shit up to that list.

He’s staring in a new movie, Archive.

“George Almore is working on a true human-equivalent AI. His latest prototype is almost ready. This sensitive phase is also the riskiest. Especially as he has a goal that must be hidden at all costs: being reunited with his dead wife.”

Oh lord. Like we get it – you can’t let go of love. But turning your dead wife into an AI – that is not love – that’s a cry for a good therapist. Do you need a referral?

I love you Theo, but I guess if I need to see you I’ll go back and rewatch Divergent. That seems to be my only hope to watch you now.

Archive will be available to rent on demand and digital HD on July 10.

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