First it was Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher. And that was already painful, because of many reasons, starting with:
To have this bathroom and never use it. I want to weep.
No, but honestly, how can we look at them again and not think of this:
And then there’s this:
But hey, at least:
But it didn’t end there. Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard agreed!
And, irony of all ironies:
But, like …why do they do this?
And why do they have to TELL US?
Then Jake Gyllenhaal:
Make it make sense.
Please.
Make it make sense.