Look, I am not trying to put Austen Kroll down, but I need someone to explain to me why all these women in reality TV seem to turn to putty at his feet? Like no mans dick is that good.
Seriously.
But here we are, at another trailer debut of a show he’s in and multiple women are falling at his feet. Ladies of Winter House, was there crack in the water? Were you high? Had winter frozen your brain?
Look, Lindsay seems to fall for anyone who pays attention to her, so I am not even going by just that. But Ciara and Paige seem smarter than that. They don’t seem to just fall for any swinging dick that stumbles on by.
If you aren’t familiar with Winter House – get excited. It stars some of our favorite stars from both Summer House and Southern Charm. And being as we think that Southern Charm should be canceled without Cameran on it – we’re not hating on them. People need to earn a paycheck.
Ciara Miller, Craig Conover, Luke Gulbranson, Julia McGuire, Andrea Denver, Paige DeSorbo, Gabby Kniery, Kyle Cooke, Austen Kroll, Lindsay Hubbard, Amanda Batula and Jason Cameron all star in the Bravo show.
The trailer centers around a lot of romantic drama, and from the looks of it no one is behaving. But we know that Amanda must be protected, Paige is gonna be most fashionable, Luke is a jerk, Lindsay is desperate and we’re so confused as to why everyone is fawning over Austen.
Beautiful abs does not a good man make.
Winter House premieres Wednesday, October 20th (9 p.m. ET) on Bravo.
