It has taken me a few days to put my thoughts together on the reboot of Pretty Little Liars that is already happening and that shouldn’t be happening. It’s taken me a few days to tone down my WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE to lowercase letters.
And yet, I am still whatever, this is stupid, and wondering if Hollywood knows that people have new ideas.
Also wondering if anyone realizes that this shit just ended.
But hey, what do I know? And before you answer that, it’s rhetorical, I know what I know.
HBO Max has apparently flipped the switch and is moving ahead with Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin. Curious if they know that the sin is revisiting this world this soon.
Twenty years ago, a series of tragic events almost ripped the blue-collar town of Millwood apart. Now, in the present day, a group of disparate teen girls — a brand-new set of Little Liars — find themselves tormented by an unknown Assailant and made to pay for the secret sin their parents committed two decades ago…as well as their own. In the dark, coming-of-RAGE, horror-tinged drama Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin, we find ourselves miles away from Rosewood, but within the existing Pretty Little Liars universe — in a brand new town, with a new generation of Little Liars.
I think it’s a valid question to wonder why anyone would come after children for the sins of their parents. I mean, can we collectively agree that is some bullshit and we’d all be fucked if we had to pay for the sins of our parents?
“It’s not what you think, bitches!”
Why anyone gotta be a bitch? Also, why A? There are 25 other letters of the alphabet! Like, if it’s not the same thing, they should be original.
“Coming soon to @hbomax. Secrets to die for. Sins to kill for. A new generation of little liars. Very honored and excited to be working on this, especially with #CAOS super-writer and #PLL savant @lindsaycbring. #originalsin #kiss-and-kill #coming-of-RAGE #where-is-angela-waters?? 💅🏻👠🔥💋💄💃🏻🌹🎭🎟🚑☠️” Riverdale‘s Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa wrote on Instagram.
Anyhow, too soon for this shit. And if the ending is as crappy as the first one – someone was definitely high green lighting this.
Ya, I shoulda remained with the all caps shouty rage. Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin will be coming to HBO Max, but then again so will the Snyder Cut and so therefore proving that HBO Max makes bad choices.
Maybe they ate an edible too.