Anytime a title includes “last,” I do not believe it. Let’s be honest, in this world the bottom line is money, so if it makes money, it is never the last.
But we can hope that it is.
Warner Bros. and HBO Max announced that Magic Mike’s Last Dance, with Channing Tatum confirming it on his socials.
Well world, looks like Mike Lane’s tapping back in. @hbomax pic.twitter.com/V9Ce62n710
— Channing Tatum (@channingtatum) November 29, 2021
“Is there anybody on screen more charismatic and appealing than Magic Mike?” said Toby Emmerich, Chairman of Warner Bros. Pictures Group. “We’re thrilled to be back in business with Channing, Steven and their creative team to bring back Magic Mike’s wonderful combination of dance, drama, romance and humor.”
Toby… there are a lot of people and characters that are more charismatic and appealing. But we’re not hating on the fact that you are using the pandemic to your advantage. I know, a lot of you are scratching your head and asking what I mean by that, but have no worries, I am here to explain. It’s a pandemic and while a lot of people have been happy that they are in relationships, there is a large majority of the world that isn’t.
So, normally being single isn’t a big thing. But, being home has definitely changed the dating game. Do you think that any of us are going out and looking for hookups the way we once did? No. It is a PANDEMIC.
So, yes, we’re all in the need of some sexual healing. So, play on our hormones. We’re all accepting of it.
Well, most of us are.
And most of us have feelings about Magic Mike’s Last Dance. Luckily the internet is a place where people express those feelings.
SOME IDEAS FOR NEW FACES
#MagicMikesLastDance To co star with Channing Tatum (and I assume Matt Bomer & Joe Manganiello)
— Secrets Of Dumbledore (@_Potter_Head_21) November 30, 2021
I nominate:
Tom Holland
Rege Jean Page
Freddie Stroma pic.twitter.com/2hYbHoGT5B
WILL THERE BE OPEN AUDITIONS?
Will there be tryouts for this one? Asking for a friend. #MagicMikesLastDance pic.twitter.com/yAAZty1A1P
— The CineBoiz Podcast (@TheCineBoiz) November 29, 2021
SOME OPINIONS ON CHANNING
Channing needs to get sexy again in order to pull this off #MagicMike #MagicMikesLastDance
— coukione (@coukione) November 29, 2021
UNDERGARMETS DROPPING
@channingtatum and Steven Soderberg are bringing the world more Magic Mike.
— Creative Control Movie Podcast (@KenanTalksFilm) November 29, 2021
Did you feel that? That’s the impact of millions of panties and briefs hitting the ground. #MagicMikesLastDance pic.twitter.com/AVosWfOahD
MISSED OPPorTUnities
With the news of #MagicMikesLastDance I just want to throw out that calling the third “Magic Mike Triple Thiccc” was a missed opportunity. The current title makes more sense though.
— Kevin Horn (@KHorn89) November 29, 2021
EVERYTHING GOES BACK TO THE SNYDER CUT, WE GUESS
this is my version of the Snyder Cut being announced. LETS. FUCKING. GO. #MagicMikesLastDance https://t.co/KSuLz0ibSP
— Elms (@ElmsIsNotMad) November 29, 2021
BIG DREAMS
Getting my hopes up thinking Dylan could possibly be in this because he liked it. It would be a dream though, to be able to see him in this film. #DylanOBrien #MagicMike3 #MagicMike https://t.co/t2rDhschgG
— Hoe for Hosie (@DylandJo_OBrien) November 30, 2021
MORE OF A CALL FOR TOM HOLLAND
So Magic Mike 3 is happening.
— Chillyboy Productions (@ChillyBoyYT) November 30, 2021
Shall we continue our manifest for a certain sexy, stacked, bootylicious man who can DANCE to star?! 😏@TomHolland1996 #MagicMikesLastDance #MagicMike pic.twitter.com/zS1tijw0iY
THE HATE WATCH
Wow…this is…a lot…a reality show & a new movie. Did we need this? Probably not. Will I still watch it? Yes. #MagicMike https://t.co/sgWDCPTEzu
— Jessica (@jmy143) November 29, 2021
WHO THEY DON’T WANT TO SEE
@channingtatum, please tell us Amber Heard won’t be in Magic Mike: Mike’s last dance. I’m already boycotting Aqauman 2 because of her. I really wanna see the last magic mike movie #channingtatum #MagicMike #Aquaman #AmberHeardIsALiar
— Lauren Preuss (@lauren_preuss) November 29, 2021
THE OBVIOUS ABOUT THE NAME
The newest #MagicMike movie is called “Magic Mike’s Last Dance”. Pretty sure Michael Jordan is taking that personally…. pic.twitter.com/dPJqfn7Fow
— Jon Lee Brody (@JonLeeBrody) November 29, 2021
“There are no words for how excited I am to blow the doors off of the world of Magic Mike with Steven, Greg, Reid, and the amazing people at HBO Max,” Channing Tatum said in a statement. “The stripperverse will never be the same.”
Lets hope that it truly is the last dance, because I don’t know about all of you, but I don’t want to see Magic Mike: Sagging Balls. This doesn’t need to be a franchise like Fast & The Furious. At some point, it needs to end.
And we had thought it had. Guess as long as you can make money, it never is.
