Anytime a title includes “last,” I do not believe it. Let’s be honest, in this world the bottom line is money, so if it makes money, it is never the last.
But we can hope that it is.
“Is there anybody on screen more charismatic and appealing than Magic Mike?” said Toby Emmerich, Chairman of Warner Bros. Pictures Group. “We’re thrilled to be back in business with Channing, Steven and their creative team to bring back Magic Mike’s wonderful combination of dance, drama, romance and humor.”
Toby… there are a lot of people and characters that are more charismatic and appealing. But we’re not hating on the fact that you are using the pandemic to your advantage. I know, a lot of you are scratching your head and asking what I mean by that, but have no worries, I am here to explain. It’s a pandemic and while a lot of people have been happy that they are in relationships, there is a large majority of the world that isn’t.
So, normally being single isn’t a big thing. But, being home has definitely changed the dating game. Do you think that any of us are going out and looking for hookups the way we once did? Fuck no. It is a PANDEMIC.
So, yes, we’re all in the need of some sexual healing. So, play on our hormones. We’re all accepting of it.
Well, most of us are.
And most of us have feelings about Magic Mike’s Last Dance. Luckily the internet is a place where people express those feelings.
SOME IDEAS FOR NEW FACES
WILL THERE BE OPEN AUDITIONS?
SOME OPINIONS ON CHANNING
@channingtatum and Steven Soderberg are bringing the world more Magic Mike.— Creative Control Movie Podcast (@KenanTalksFilm) November 29, 2021
Did you feel that? That’s the impact of millions of panties and briefs hitting the ground. #MagicMikesLastDance pic.twitter.com/AVosWfOahD
With the news of #MagicMikesLastDance I just want to throw out that calling the third “Magic Mike Triple Thiccc” was a missed opportunity. The current title makes more sense though.— Kevin Horn (@KHorn89) November 29, 2021
EVERYTHING GOES BACK TO THE SNYDER CUT, WE GUESS
Getting my hopes up thinking Dylan could possibly be in this because he liked it. It would be a dream though, to be able to see him in this film. #DylanOBrien #MagicMike3 #MagicMike https://t.co/t2rDhschgG— Hoe for Hosie (@DylandJo_OBrien) November 30, 2021
MORE OF A CALL FOR TOM HOLLAND
So Magic Mike 3 is happening.— Chillyboy Productions (@ChillyBoyYT) November 30, 2021
Shall we continue our manifest for a certain sexy, stacked, bootylicious man who can DANCE to star?! 😏@TomHolland1996 #MagicMikesLastDance #MagicMike pic.twitter.com/zS1tijw0iY
THE HATE WATCH
WHO THEY DON’T WANT TO SEE
@channingtatum, please tell us Amber Heard won’t be in Magic Mike: Mike’s last dance. I’m already boycotting Aqauman 2 because of her. I really wanna see the last magic mike movie #channingtatum #MagicMike #Aquaman #AmberHeardIsALiar— Lauren Preuss (@lauren_preuss) November 29, 2021
THE OBVIOUS ABOUT THE NAME
“There are no words for how excited I am to blow the doors off of the world of Magic Mike with Steven, Greg, Reid, and the amazing people at HBO Max,” Channing Tatum said in a statement. “The stripperverse will never be the same.”
Lets hope that it truly is the last dance, because I don’t know about all of you, but I don’t want to see Magic Mike: Sagging Balls. This doesn’t need to be a franchise like Fast & The Furious. At some point, it needs to end.
And we had thought it had. Guess as long as you can make money, it never is.