Okay, but like …what? And why? The second one is probably the better question. Because, as we told you before, Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey is coming. And yes, it is a slasher Winnie the Pooh. Which is terrifying on a whole new level. We’re likely to get new nightmares thanks to it. But it’s also like looking at a train wreck from the distance and wanting to walk away but somehow unable to take your eyes off it.
It’s borderline so bad it’s good. Like Thankskilling. Do us a favor and google that one. You’ll thank us for it. Or, maybe not. But you’ll laugh, so there’s that.
“This ain’t no bedtime story,” the poster promises and we can safely say we imagined that from our first look at this Winnie. But we might still watch this, for reasons. And science.
The poster is here, and we promise, as soon as there’s a trailer, we’ll have thoughts.