We love trash television (and yes, we’re using trash in a positive way). Look, the more drama the better and we know what will always give us drama that is impossible to believe in. But hey, if it’s on television and heavily edited, it’s gotta be real, right?
Ha.
We know that it’s not “reality” but we’d love to pay homage to the editors that makes us fall in love with the bullshit. And well, Hulu is in the “reality” game with The Kardashians and now, Lisa Vanderpump. Yes, we’re shocked that she’s ventured out from Bravo too and though we feel like we’re cheating on Bravo with this, we have to admit that we’re gonna watch.
We’re definitely going to watch Vanderpump Villa. It looks absolutely horrible which means that we’re most likely going to love the shit out of this show.
According to Hulu, “Each scintillating episode follows the elite staff as they try to provide luxurious, once-in-a-lifetime, Vanderpump-curated experiences for guests while dealing with rivalries, romances, and raucous misadventures that come from living and working together 24/7. From firework-filled proposals and opulent events at the chateau to unbelievable excursions and outrageous confrontations in the French countryside, each day at the Chateau brings nonstop heartfelt, humorous, and heated moments, from staff and guests alike. All the while, Lisa evaluates whether this is the team to make her “pop up” experience a permanent reality and add to her ever-growing empire.”
The villa staff consists of Stephen Alsvig (“Events Coordinator”), Anthony Bar (“Executive Chef”), Marciano Brunette (“Lead Server”), Caroline Byl (“Sous Chef”), Grace Cottrell (“Housekeeper”), Priscila Ferrari (“Server”), Hannah Fouch (“Server”), Eric Funderwhite (“Chateau Manager”), Telly Hall (“Mixologist”), Emily Kovacs (“Housekeeper”), Andre Mitchell (“Mixologist”), and Gabriella Sanon (“Events Coordinator”).
Vanderpump picked the cast herself, so no surprise they are looking like they could all be models. Though we’re not thinking that it will be as dramatic as Vanderpump Rules, we’re hoping that it is.
No premiere date set for the show, but we’re standing by to hear all about it Hulu. We can’t wait to hear more.