It’s 2024 and well we’re in an IDGAF era. Now, can we guarantee that will last forever? No. Not even close. But we’re here now and we’re standing firm on our gonna say what we’re gonna say thing right now.
And part of that is admitting that Glen Powell is hot. Look, we’re not objectifying, even though that’s what it’s going to sound like. We know that we can be judged for anything that we say, so here we are.
Gonna just say the things anyways. Cause why the f**k not.
We have to admit that we think that Glen Powell knows what he’s doing and how he’s making us all drool over him. Though it’s going to seem like we only care about his body, that’s not it.
He’s a talented actor.
He’s a romantic.
And having met him a time or two we know that he’s a nice guy. There is nothing hotter than a nice guy. Yes, some will say they finish last, but in our opinion, as you grow, nice guys definitely finish first.
But lets talk about why he makes us thirsty and needing to go confess our sins. Because yes, forgive me father, we’re about to break it down.
WHY IT MAKES US THIRSTY: It’s not the trailer, but it’s the fact that we know that Glen Powell stood up for and beside Sydney Sweeney no matter what anyone had to say about her or their supposed relationship. It reminds us that he’s a gentleman and there’s nothing sexier than that.
FAVORITE COMMENT ON POST: “Bro this looks fireeeeeee side note you’ve been nude a lot lately” – @dddarkheart (mind your business Dark Heart – none of us mind it. keep doing what you’re doing Glen)
THIRTSY RATING: 💧💧💧💧.5
WHY IT MAKES US THIRSTY: Pride. Pride in the school he loves. Pride in his little brother. Pride in where he comes from. Not to mention he looks like the hot teacher in a cap and gown. We’ll take it.
The fact that he gave a commencement speech is a big thing, but we love mostly that he was willing to do it because those things are meant to give inspiration and guide to their future.
FAVORITE COMMENT ON POST: “It was a powerful speech.” – @schmann17 (made us google the speech and listen)
THIRTSY RATING: 💧💧💧
WHY IT MAKES US THIRSTY: If we have to answer this question, you need to watch the video and look at the pics again and then reevaluate your choices.
FAVORITE COMMENT ON POST: “This is the cutest damn thing I’ve seen in a while. (And I just had a baby.)” – @leanneaguilera
THIRTSY RATING: 💧💧💧💧.5
WHY IT MAKES US THIRSTY: Yes, it’s the shirt off that first captures your attention, but as you look through, you’ll see that it’s more. Look at the fun, the smiles, the friendships. We’re thirsty AF for a man that knows how to have a good time. We’re drooling over the joy.
And yes, the shirt off too, doesn’t hurt.
FAVORITE COMMENT ON POST: “Camp Powell is the absolute Greatest!!! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️” – @cl5star (we don’t even go here, but we agree)
THIRTSY RATING: 💧💧💧
WHY IT MAKES US THIRSTY: Devotion to family. You know damn well that if any man is this devoted to their family, then they are going to be devoted to you. If they believe in love so deep, they are going to love you so deep.
FAVORITE COMMENT ON POST: It all makes sense now… 👏👏👏 – @jaleelwhite
THIRTSY RATING: 💧💧💧.75
WHY IT MAKES US THIRSTY: Celebrating and embracing weird. If they can embrace weird and joy, they can embrace your weird and your joy. You can be your authentic self and hey, someone not wanting to change you is rare. So, yes, we’re drooling.
We’re thirsty for a man like that.
And you know the arm muscles. Also the arm muscles.
FAVORITE COMMENT ON POST: “Marry her!!! ❤️” – @jaelchristia
THIRTSY RATING: 💧💧💧.75
WHY IT MAKES US THIRSTY: A person can be hot, but if they don’t have a sense of humor, it’s a big fat hell no. This sense of humor makes us LOL. The blowup dolls at his disposal… well, that tells us something else.
And we’re definitely not objecting to that. (use your imagination)
FAVORITE COMMENT ON POST: “😆😆🤣😆😆😆I laughed so Hard I almost coughed up organs!!” – @iamallwoman2007
THIRTSY RATING: 💧💧💧💧
WHY IT MAKES US THIRSTY: Look, we’re not always ones to be outside, but if you want to take us to the most gorgeous places and expose us to the elements, we’re not objecting at all. We’re picturing a night under the stars, tent (or sans tent), body heat… 🔥
FAVORITE COMMENT ON POST: “Handsome mountain man” - @jg_indie
THIRTSY RATING: 💧💧💧💧.25
WHY IT MAKES US THIRSTY: Fuck he cleans up well.
FAVORITE COMMENT ON POST: “Fuck! You’re beautiful!” – @palintologi
THIRTSY RATING: 💧💧💧💧.75
WHY IT MAKES US THIRSTY: *bites fist* and thinks about how this has gotta be the sexiest pics ever. For once, we wouldn’t want to be in control, we’d be a woman on a mission(ary) position. #IYKYK
FAVORITE COMMENT ON POST: “Daddy Insane Physique 🤤” – @mateosantestevan
THIRTSY RATING: 💧💧💧💧💧
Does Glen Powell make you thirsty? Sound off in the comments.
