Look, we all have kinks. It’s true. You may not even know it yet, but there is something that gets you off. Now, am I looking to ever know what your kink is? Nope. Never. I don’t give a fuck – unless you are hurting people – and then I am gonna suggest that you get some help.
Or I am gonna turn you into the cops. Just saying.
That being said, if your kink is cannibalism, let me stress this right now – SEEK HELP. You are not meant to eat another person.
And if that is what makes you get off, your issues are deep. And yes, I am sitting here judging you. I am full on judge, jury and executioner here.
This all being said, you know I am talking about the wannabe fuck boy – Armie Hammer. He’s tried so hard over the years to make himself relevant, but there hasn’t been a movie he’s done where he’s not been overshadowed, and ended up playing second fiddle. Cause he just doesn’t have that star power, yet. And well, any chance that he had of it faded quickly.
Because I don’t know anyone that can bounce back from cannibalism. Like, his DM’s are on another level. He obviously didn’t live by the “say it, forget it. write it, regret it” motto that I have adapted from New York’s OG Housewife Dorinda Medley. That bit of knowledge will take you places.
Even if it didn’t take her places.
Armie Hammer has tried hard to make himself happen. Sure, he’s a decently good looking guy with a lot of money, and that alone can bring attention. But is being an abusive, psychotic prick really what you want to be known for?
No. Trust me Armie, I am a bitch and it is definitely not what I set out in life to be known for. Sweet and pleasant isn’t for all of us. But, like, find a happy medium. Not the shit you wrote.
If you aren’t familiar with Armie’s DMs – well, you’re a lucky mofo. Cause this shit is DISTURBING. Like straight up crazy shit. Caveat, of course, cause my lawyer likes it when I add these: The validity of all of these has not been proven and Armie has apparently said that he’s not gonna speak on them.
But this isn’t like a sex tape dude – it’s not just gonna go away. This is the kind of shit that will ruin your career. And like hey, rightfully so.
Now, please tell me – is there any of us that wouldn’t run as fast as we could from this shit? Now, I am not blaming the women that received his DMs, cause I don’t know their mindset. But reading this – there are a lot of not so deep and some deep thoughts that I have.
- What the fuck is he thinking? Is he not thinking? What the hell is wrong with him?
- If someone wants to talk about doing bodily harm to me – I am calling the cops.
- Rape fantasies? Look, you sick fuck – you are what’s wrong with the world, and you’re disgusting. Rape isn’t something ever to talk casually about, or fantasize about. It’s traumatic.
- Fuck I hate this man. He’s disgusting.
- No one wants to hear your voice note of you cumming, Armie. Like NO ONE. Who the fuck do you think you are, being like let me harm you, traumatize you, and then you can hear me get off on it? Fuck you.
- Think of breaking my ribs while your cock is in your hand? Fuck you asshole, I’ll break your cock.
Yes, yes, I know. I am angry. But this jerk is abusing women. Those comments are traumatic, manipulative and abusive.
There are many people in the world who are reading his DM’s and thinking if a celebrity can write something like that and talk to women like that – why can’t I? Well let me tell you why, it’s not okay. This is the sign of a deeply disturbed man.
I’m sorry – say what? This is worse than when Prince Charles said that he wished he was Camilla’s tampon or whatever.
Women are not property Armie. This isn’t the middle ages. Are you so threatened by women being independent? Is the only thing women are good for is to serve you? Bitch, please.
- Try and cut off my toe, you may not make it out.
- No one is your property, bitch.
- You have a brain? That’s thinking big of yourself. Your spirit is possessed. And obviously, no one wants your body if the payment is a part of theirs. Like come on.
- You want rotting flesh with you always? Na, we all good. Make a girl your screensaver. Carry a picture. Hell, at this point do an Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thorton and wear a necklace of donated blood. But you want a toe? Bitch please.
- Armie, did you not have a publicist that taught you to be careful of what you say? Shit stays forever.
- How does anyone find this shit sexy? It’s, like, not something I will ever understand.
“I liked the grabbing of the neck and the hair and all that. But then you get married and your sexual appetites change,” Armie told Playboy in 2013. “And I mean that for the better — it’s not like I’m suffering in any way. But you can’t really pull your wife’s hair. It gets to a point where you say, ‘I respect you too much to do these things that I kind of want to do.’”
Look, a little hair pulling isn’t a bad thing. Bite a nipple, spank some ass, but talking about raping and dismembering. HARD PASS. That’s not okay. That’s not normal. I mean I thought it was bad the day someone asked me if I would like to be double fisted. My vagina straight wanted to glue itself together.
But this shit is insane.
And look – if we’re being honest, this shit could be fake. But who the fuck knows? And if they are fake, then the sick fuck that made this shit up needs to be prosecuted. This isn’t like even close to a joke.
I don’t even begin to understand what the fuck he’s actually talking about. The only thing that is testing to the extreme would be my patience. Now, I have to admit if I received this shit from Armie, would I have sold TMZ my password and let them verify this craziness? The world will never know.
I will never know.
Because these DM’s would have had me pressing block and then showering until I couldn’t afford the water bill. This is all just weird.
But the weirdest –
What the fuck is actually happening here? No. Just no. These are things that one should NEVER EVER admit. But also, how does one get to this point where they are like hey, I am a cannibal? Like what possesses you to try that? No. Just no.
This isn’t a plane going down on a mountain (whatever that movie is where they had to in order to survive) and it is not an episode of The 100. This is real life.
And that’s just disturbing.
There is not enough alcohol in the world for this shit to make sense. Moral of the story kids, don’t ever let anyone talk to you this way. You are worth more. You are better than this.
And if you’re the person talking like this – seek help. It’s just not right. This is just disturbing on a whole new level.
We all have kinks people. But if your kink is legit eating people or dismembering them – that is not a kink. That’s a sickness.