All men are created equal, but Ryan Reynolds is one of a kind. Don’t judge that sentence, i’ve eaten an edible and I am not giving a fuck if I make sense.
Every man I have ever dated has tried to be funny and I can respect that they think they have a sense of humor when they actually have none. But who does? Ryan.
“I met Blake on the darkest crease in the anus of the universe called Green Lantern,” Ryan said on the podcast. “We were friends and buddies and about a year and a half later we went on a double date but we were with dating separate people. We hung out and we always kind of kept in touch sort of casually and next thing you know, she was going to Boston. I was going to Boston and I said I’ll ride with you.”
Now, I don’t really know what to say about the darkest crease of the anus comment, but that’s some funny shit. Green Lantern definitely wasn’t good, but hey… we all make mistakes.
Ryan continued, “So we got on a train and rode together and then, you know, I was just begging her to sleep with me.”
“A week later, I was like, ‘we should buy a house together,’ and we did,” he said.
I mean, we’ve all been there. Like not with Blake Lively or Ryan Reynolds, but with someone who just wants to sleep with us and there’s no shame in that if you’re consenting to it. He did say that their romance was “like out of a fairytale.” That is progression from meeting on the crease of an anus.
“I’m present with my kids and my wife and my marriage is incredibly important to me and that friendship is important to me,” he said. Ryan and Blake have three children – James, 6, Inez, 4, and Betty, 1.
Excuse me while I go cry that I have not met a man like Ryan or you know, cry over my general bitterness over love.