We’re on a roll with love today – cause we’re half believing in it and half like “fuck it”. But as we want to hate on this month – being Valentines Day month or as we bitterly call it – “an overpriced Hallmark holiday” – we are loving the fact that Warner Bros. decided to release, How to be Single over to remind us that this is all okay.
Breaking up sucks, but what’s even worse – wasting a night.
Breaking up sucks. Like it really sucks. There are times where you would rather be hit by a train than feel that pain of loosing love. We all go in thinking that it’s gonna have it’s ups and downs but we are going to be okay. The point is when it ends you can’t waste your life away. See the door – outside the door is a million different possibilities. Don’t waste time crying over the heartache – live. There’s a big world outside the door.
Boys buy drinks with their sausage wallets.
Now, here’s the thing – you don’t need to rely on a man. You can be the girl that buys the drinks – but at the same point – it’s totally okay to let someone else buy you a drink. Just make sure you do it on your terms.
There is a number of drinks when you’ll sleep with someone.
I don’t wanna say this is true – but it is. There is a threshold that you hit and if you hit that – anything looks good. Even your best friend. Just be careful – cause alcohol should never be the start of a relationship but it sure as hell can quickly be the end of one.
Emojis = Tit punches.
There is a time and a place for emoji’s – but they are not needed all the time. So as a friend – you need to be able to get rid of the emoji keyboard on your friends phone when they do stupid things like put too many emojis in a text or use emojis when not appropriate.
We all have that one friend that reminds us that we need to live our life.
Embrace life people. You don’t know what tomorrow can bring. Get your ass up and live. Don’t waste life. Cause whatever tomorrow brings – it’s yours for the taking.