Well we’re still not over and probably will never be over the hot mess that is known as Mario Lopez as Colonel Sanders. That shit makes no sense and yet we’re gonna have to respect KFC with their way the fuck out of the box thinking.
But we’re also wondering who thought of this and if someone is paying them the respect that they don’t deserve with a raise and a lifetime supply of all the KFC that they can eat.
The internet is bewildered by what is happening also and everyone has an opinion on Mario and his quest to have way too many sources of income.
PEOPLE ARE SUGGESTING OTHER FRANCHISES
Some suggestions…
— Santa Claus, CEO (@SantaInc) December 7, 2020
—Josh Duhamel in McDonald’s “A Special Sauce of Lust”
—Freddie Prinze Jr. in Burger King’s “A Royal Affair”
—Alyson Hannigan in “Wendy’s Choice”
—John Stamos in “That Thing That Happened Behind the Del Taco”
SEARCHING FOR FUCKS TO GIVE OR UNDERSTAND
What in the wild world of original recipe fucks is this shit?
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) December 7, 2020
WE’RE GONNA NEED TOYS
Please create this universe. The McDonald Land characters, Burger King, Wendy. This will be bigger than Marvel. The toys would be amazing.
— Anonymous Source (@DenxMartley) December 8, 2020
TRYING TO UNDERSTAND IF AND WHY
I cannot help.
— Frank Discussion (@right2bleft) December 7, 2020
I’m so confused by this. Is this not just a spoof, but an actual movie? Are we supposed to take it seriously?
I can’t. I just can’t even.
THE MASTERPIECE THAT THE TRAILER IS
I cannot help.
— Frank Discussion (@right2bleft) December 7, 2020
I’m so confused by this. Is this not just a spoof, but an actual movie? Are we supposed to take it seriously?
I can’t. I just can’t even.
SOME SEXUALLY EXPLICIT SHIT
Pushes her against a wall.
— Kizaru (@Kizaru) December 8, 2020
She invites a passion kiss.
His hand slides down her body; her panties.
He penetrates her digitally. It draws moans, then a chuckle.
He pulls out, staring intensely at her, and sucks on the drenched fingers,
“Mmmm… “that’s finger lickin’ good.”
OF COURSE IT HAPPENED IN 2020
Me: 2020 can’t possibly get any weirder.
— President Elect WhiskyGinger (@WhiskyGinger24) December 7, 2020
Lifetime: Hold my beer.
DOES FRIED CHICKEN MAKE YOUR HORNY?
Stop acting like fried chicken hasn’t been horny all this time.
— The Sassiest Semite (@LittleMissLizz) December 8, 2020
APPLAUDING THIS TYPE OF MARKETING
I fully applaud this type of advertising.
— Dan Sandler (@Danielsand) December 7, 2020
I now need @McDonalds to counter with some sort of #McRib romance drama starring Matt Bomer.
AWAITING POPEYES RESPONSE
wait till you smell what @PopeyesChicken is cooking up as a response (probably) pic.twitter.com/9W62p2oCnD
— Matthew “The World’s Smallest Turkey” Quinn Martin (@matthewqmartin) December 7, 2020
A GLOW UP
The 2020 glow up of @kfc‘s Colonel Sanders. pic.twitter.com/pODL5kzL8T
— Meg Slay (@realmegslay) December 7, 2020
EVERYONE HAS BIG IDEAS
If you could work a passionate love affair with swashbuckler Long John Silver in here, I’d greatly appreciate it.
— Readyfor2021 (@chsfde) December 7, 2020
WORRYING ABOUT MARIO LOPEZ’S CHOICES
Ok, slow down… the guy who played Slater on Saved By The Bell is in a Lifetime Christmas movie about Kentucky Fried Chicken? Umm, wow, uhh… I’m just going to read the comments until I decide how I feel about this
— TarHeelinthePNW (@PnwTarHeel) December 8, 2020
PRODUCTS, LOTS OF PRODUCTS
When you watch this, be sure to get a KFC log for your fireplace to enhance your experience… pic.twitter.com/UG5e1fU5lB
— Doody Giuliani (@DoodyGiuliani1) December 7, 2020
HERBS, LOTS OF HERBS
After having eleven Herbs, she was ready to settle down with a man who had a different first name.
— A Scribe Called C.West (@CiaranWest) December 7, 2020
LOTS OF PRODUCTS
I don’t even like fried chicken but I have gone down this whole rabbithole with #KFC and its non-chicken products and I just wanna talk to their marketing team: pic.twitter.com/9o4gKu9VLv
— JC Lau 🦖 (@drjclau) December 7, 2020
