There was a time in my life when I could have told you that nothing with celebrities would EVER shock me. But then today, Salma Hayek was like hold my beer. Or wine. Or whatever it is she drinks.
She’s been making the rounds doing press, and was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show chatting shit up, when what can only be described as some really rich people shit, she brings up her pet owl. I mean who doesn’t have one of those?
Just about everyone.
So Salma is talking about the owl and the things he does and I had to resist
“There’s this ball of hair that comes out of their mouth. One time there was a very important celebrity, I will not say his name, and he was really excited about the owl and was hoping that the owl would go on his head because it was on me. He was like, ‘I need an owl in my life. How do you do that?’” she explained to Ellen.
“The minute he least expected it, he came on his head but then he did the thing and this thing came out, this ball of rat hair was on his head,” Salma continued.
Now, Salma did go on and finally say who the owl threw the ball of rat hair up on. It was Harry Styles.
“Harry Styles.” she said about who it was, “He was super cool, by the way. He was super cool, even with that happening. He’s so good. He’s the best.”
Once again proving that Harry Styles is a better person than all of us.
