It seems like everyone wants a celebrity officiant to their wedding. If you could have a celebrity be the officiant at your wedding who would it be? I would personally want Robert Pattinson.
I really just think it would be fun for him to say something like “do you take so and so to be your spider monkey.” Don’t laugh. Everything leads back to Twilight.
For Kal Penn, his officiant might be Cardi B (if it is not, I will be upset).
On a flight to Los Angeles, Kal saw Cardi B on his flight and was too shy to say a word. Ok, so I am taking it as shy, because I have the right and also because when I say I wanted to say hi, but didn’t want to bother you, it is being shy.
“Cardi B was on my flight to LA. I fell asleep and had a dream that she officiated our wedding on the plane and the three of us walked out of LAX holding hands,” Kal tweeted.
That would be cute, Kal, his longtime love Josh, and Cardi walking out of LAX holding hands. Also, since it is a pandemic lets not do that.
It shows me what a gentleman he is because he responded, telling her that he didn’t because her do not disturb light was on.
I am also a little worried about my memory, because I don’t remember there being do not disturb lights (and yes, I have flown first class).
Look, I am all for wedding days being private, but the thing is – if Cardi B is officiating, can we get the vows highlight reel?
