Honestly, we get it. It’s easy to make Jake Gyllenhaal jokes. It’s been easy for a while — let’s all remember that does he bathe mess — but the re-release of Taylor Swift’s Red just made things much worse. Because we got All Too Well, the 10 minute version. And we all know who that song’s about.
So, if you’re feeling some repressed anger on Taylor’s behalf, all we want to say is …you’re not alone. The entire internet is with you. And it’s kind of hilarious. Sorry, not sorry Jake. No one’s on your side in this one.
This is basically the general mood:
And as much as we all love the original, there’s also this:
I mean, it’s funny:
And we make jokes because, well, that’s how we cope:
Like, even our favorite CANDY got in on it:
In a way, though, it’s also …sad:
But, but …there’s this, and honestly, WE HOPE SO:
But, despite our rage, there’s this and we celebrate that Taylor truly is at this point. This is what winning feels like:
Have you listened to the 10 minute version of All Too Well? Share with us in the comments below!