We’re trying a new thing this week, or at least, a new thing for this show. We’re doing quick thoughts! Basically, I watch the episode and just list what I’m thinking as I do. So HERE WE GO:
- Who is this creepy old man?
- Why is he getting up at 5AM?
- Why is there so MUCH LIGHT AT 5 AM?
- This upbeat song lies.
- Michael and Janet are so bad at cover personas, it’s almost funny ANYONE believes them.
- I mean, you don’t have to think they’re a demon and a life-like basically robot to think they’re weird.
- Doug, honey, I think you would have been better off if you hadn’t figure it all out.
- I ain’t even kidding.
- He’s not a celebrity, Michael. Stop treating him like one. He’s just a miserable old man who’s not actually living life because he’s already thinking about the afterlife.
- OMG, NO. THE WATER.
- NO.
- NO.
- NO.
- Where can I get Eleanor’s shirt?
- The whole thing about not naming the snail sounds kinda cute, TILL YOU ACTUALLY THINK ABOUT IT.
- THEN NOTHING WOULD HAVE A NAME.
- EVER.
- Who wants to play pool Jason-style with me?
- He. He.
- Tahani was a better friend in this life than she has ever been, color me surprised.
- Also, good advice. Eleanor DOES want more with Chidi. Otherwise, this would be for nothing.
- “It’s never a bad idea to tell someone how you feel.”
- I love dogs, but 71?!?!
- Raymond, you ARE THE WORST.
- The system sucks, btw. In case you hadn’t realized that now.
- Happiness pump.
- YES.
- Also, Janet, you know it all. I forgot. How could I forget?
- It’s still weird when people remember Chidi’s lessons. What can I say?
- Does calling someone by the wrong name really deduct points?
- What about spelling it wrong?
- Because if it does, I feel bad for just about EVERYONE WHO’S EVER SENT ME AN EMAIL.
- Scotch tape fixes a lot.
- But not death.
- DEMONS
- Doug makes me want to cry.
- CRY
- If this is what we have to do to get into The Good Place, then is it worth it? Do we have to be miserable to be good?
- I guess that’s the question.
- Psst, I think the answer is no.
- Ice cream.
- Chicken parm!
- Now I’m hungry.
- Who knew Janet could kick ass.
- I DIDN’T.
- Adrenaline makes us honest?
- Is Chidi going to short-circuit?
- He has a history of doing that.
- Well, not yet, it seems.
- Later, I’m sure.
- It’s super awesome that they don’t let Shawn finish his evil villain speech.
- YES, THE POINT SYSTEM SUCKS.
- WE BEEN KNEW.
- Of course there are accountants.
- Of course.
- Also, Jason, my baby. Evidence isn’t a good thing.
- HAHAHA.
- Also, the four of them staying with Doug.
- HAHAHA.
- I hope Doug comes back.
- HAHAHA.
- Oh, yay.
- They’re going into Janet’s void.
- But …like …what can they even do there?
- FUN, ANOTHER CLIFFHANGER.
- NOT.
The Good Place airs Thursdays at 8:30/7:30C on NBC.