88 Not So Deep Thoughts From Outlander 2×06 – ‘Best Laid Schemes’

1 – I need to think of a drinking game for the opening song.
2 – I wonder what life would be like without Outlander.
3 – Never mind – bad thoughts.
4 – I wouldn’t have survived, fire scares me.
5 – The duel already? Has it been a year?
6 – How does Jamie keep his curls so tight?
7 – That’s right, admit your wife put you in her place.
8 – I love Murtagh. Like, he’s a smart ass – but in a good way.
9 – I’ll never be able to look past the bad wigs.
10 – Finally Claire looks prego in a dress.
11 – Ok man for burial – that’s kinda really effin gross.
12 – The executioner scares the shit out of me.
13 – Claire looks like she’s freaked out by this dude too.
14 – Also – who gives lessons on how to hang someone? Bat Shit Crazy.
15 – Yup – he’s cray cray.
16 – Claire looks annoyed, but when doesn’t she, really?
17 – For a pregnant woman – Claire takes those steps like a champ.
18 – I love how protective Claire is over her peeps though.
19 – He ain’t fleeing the city.
20 – Where can I find someone to rub my feet? Shit… my dogs are barking.
21 – Looking at Claires feet – I thank God for pedicures.
22 – Oh here we go – Claire and Jamie are gonna be selfish and stubborn.
23 – I wonder how the hell these two stay married, cause there is SO MUCH DRAMA.
24 – I can’t get over how tight Jamie’s curls are.
25 – Jamie – you will not die.
26 – Promises are made to be broken.
27 – Why would he want her to go back? Oh Jamie, you selfless bastard.
28 – Damn computer – stop buffering.
29 – Fake smallpox… Claire is there anything you can’t do?
30 – Do da, do da… I don’t know why I can’t stop singing.
31 – I’d wipe Jamie’s body down with anything.
32 – Fergus you got called out.
33 – Hahaha – Jamie you’re gonna have some diarehea.
34 – Laxatives are never fun.
35 – Charades is fun.
36 – Not really, but I am trying to be positive.
37 – You needed to tell Murtagh a long time ago. Jesus.
38 – Ya, I’d be confused by this conversation too.
39 – Claire may be a bitch at times, but she is not a witch.
40 – Wow Murtagh, you have a mean right hook.
41 – Jamie looks really good to go give people smallpox.
42 – Murtagh has the best handwriting.
43 – Good point Murtagh – good point.
44 – Fergus is a sneaky little shit – also he’s really good to Jamie.
45 – Oh, well that’s a bright spot to who you two are Jamie.
46 – MY FUCKING COMPUTER KEEPS BUFFERING.
47 – The Prince is too high strung.
48 – Someone punch out St. Germain.
49 – An illness? Oh say it ain’t so… Good Job Claire!
50 – St. Germain is an asshole.
51 – Did they not have Xanax back then? Someone slip the Prince one
52 – OMG does Murtagh ever stop complaining.
53 – Don’t get caught – it’s like cheating. If you are going to do it – don’t get caught.
54 – Please Claire – if he lied, you’d kick his ass.
55 – Bad things happen when you are together or apart.
56 – Oh Jamie, you can rub my belly if you want.
57 – Sorry, inappropriate.
58 – Gossipy cows.
59 – Well shit – that was a quick robbery.
60 – Seriously, do these hags ever stop gossiping.
61 – I don’t think they even notice Claire.
62 – Well that backfired Claire.
63 – Claire you have got a big heart.
64 – You should listen to the nun Claire.
65 – Nuns scare me.
66 – OH no. Jamie will freak if Claire isn’t home.
67 – What’s noble blood gotta do with it?
68 – The Prince is so damn boring.
69 – Wait, why’s he crying?
70 – Go you Fergus.
71 – Wait, when did Murtagh have a happy face.
72 – When doesn’t the Prince get himself in trouble.
73 – I like Fergus – cute little kid
74 – OH SHIT. OH SHIT.
75 – Fergus – why couldn’t you just stop stealing.
76 – What the hell is going on?
77 – Oh shit – of course he did. Shit’s about to go down.
78 – Hey now Claire – it ain’t Suzette’s fault.
79 – Claire looks possessed.
80 – I would not want to have to ride in a carriage.
81 – Um, I love how Claire says quickly, when it’s her ass that is slow.
82 – Oh shit, Claire’s gonna into labor.
83 – I don’t get the point of a duel – just show eachother your penises and you can see whose is bigger.
84 – He just got stabbed in the junk – OMG, ouch.
85 – OH SHIT.
86 – OH SHIT.
87 – OMG.
88 – I need a drink.