‘Hell is Empty and All the Devils are Here’ aired last night, and we same some thoughts. Weird thoughts. Not as much to say as we normally do, but well …we still have things to say. We kinda always do.
So, without further ado, here are our quick thoughts about the episode:
- Paris looks like a bad guy. He just does.
- It would be better if you didn’t sneer.
- I swear to God, you’re trying to get her to trust you.
- “The Montague did not kidnap me.”
- Oh, how times have changed.
- All Rosaline needed was a bit of time.
- Plus, yeah, seeing all that naked skin didn’t hurt.
- “I’ve never been more clear about anything in my entire life.”
- THIS GAVE ME FEELS, OKAY? FEELS.
- Ugh, don’t talk just you and him. That’s disgusting.
- Nifty rewind. Nifty indeed.
- Anthony Stewart Head, I don’t like you anymore.
- I’m kidding, I will always love you, Giles.
- But your character is the actual worst.
- Oh, wait – Lord Montague is the actual worst.
- I’m rolling my eyes at you, Escalus.
- Livia and Paris make me want to puke.
- I shouldn’t have read the book, because it robbed me of the surprise element.
- But then again, I would have feel worse if I ever shipped them.
- Old men fighting is boring.
- Give me Benvolio.
- NOW.
- I’m gonna take a nap till we stop talking about the cathedral, okay?
- Juliet’s tomb is creepy AF.
- Are those candles always lit?
- Does someone take care of them?
- Yeah, OBVIOUSLY YOUR DAUGHTER CAME TO WARN YOU ABOUT THE CATHEDRAL.
- I mean, it’s not like you’re having any other issues.
- God, I can’t with the men in this show not called Benvolio.
- Again, Paris and Livia make me want to hurl.
- Livia’s face! She’s so excited.
- IT IS THE CURSE! THE CURSE!
- I’d leave, to be quite honest.
- Old men fighting again. YAWN.
- Everyone’s going crazy.
- Like Paris.
- Maybe that’s the story.
- I don’t like Escalus. I like Paris even less.
- So, go Escalus, I guess?
- Except, when he talks about cutting Benvolio’s head himself, I get ragey and want him to lose.
- THIS EPISODE IS SO BORING OMG WHERE IS BENVOLIO WHERE IS ROSALINE WHAT IS THIS TORTURE WHEN WILL IT STOP?
- I don’t care about any of this.
- Do you?
- Obviously not.
- This episode is the actual worst. Like, for the first time, I’m like yeah, I get you ABC.
- Why wouldn’t this guy give up Paris?
- IT MAKES NO SENSE. Escalus is going to kill him.
- Common sense, where art thou?
- Miracles are cheap.
- FINALLY, ROSALINE IS HERE.
- Thank the Lord. It’s been 30 minutes.
- I was about to go crazy.
- Your poker face sucks, Rosaline.
- Nurse, you speak too freely.
- You’re gonna get killed.
- Everyone gets killed on this show.
- Lord and Lady Capulet drama does not interest me.
- At least I got to see Benvolio.
- Benvolio, you just got caught like a fool.
- Paris is giving away his game way too early.
- It’s creeping me out.
- Also, did I mention he looks evil?
- Benvolio’s face, God.
- PAIN.
- Juliet, please scare your mother to death.
- God, what a horrible episode.
- I need to watch something else to cleanse.
- See you next week, I guess!
Still Star-Crossed airs Saturdays at 10/9c on ABC.
