Outlander is one of those things we just can’t stop having thoughts about. Deep ones, and not so deep ones. So, here’s a collection of our not so deep thoughts from episode 2×02 titled “Not in Scotland Anymore”
- I’m never getting this song out of my head. I will still be singing it in 50 years.
- This dress is amazing. And probably very uncomfortable.
- You like the bed Jamie? We like the bed.
- Okay, now I’m creeped out.
- And I need a drink
- It’s been like two minutes.
- This is the most disturbing opening scene ever, Outlander.
- Way to set the tone.
- Jamie needs a drink too.
- Don’t fold your clothes, Claire. People didn’t do that back then.
- You’re scaring the maid.
- Not that she could possibly arrive at the she’s from the future
- But still.
- Paris just isn’t Paris without the Eiffel Tower.
- Claire looks stunning.
- Like, she’s a beautiful woman, but this wardrobe does wonders for her.
- And she knows her stuff.
- Paris is pretty.
- Very pretty.
- Jamie is also pretty.
- Or handsome.
- And he’s putting on quite a show.
- Somehow I don’t think people are focusing on how good a fighter he is.
- Murtagh is my favorite.
- He’s homesick.
- He’s us.
- But dirtier.
- Way dirtier.
- Kill the prince, he says.
- Like it’s easy.
- All of Claire’s dresses look both gorgeous AND supremely unconformable.
- I bet she’d love to wear some pants.
- A brothel. How very cliché.
- How do you like your plans now Claire?
- Well, Jamie is supremely uninterested.
- I almost wish Claire were here to see it.
- Charles is boring.
- Is he supposed to be boring?
- I’m bored.
- He asks for the truth, but he doesn’t want it.
- And his wig is very distracting. All wigs are distracting.
- Please never wear a wig, Jamie. I BEG YOU.
- You’re too pretty to wear a wig.
- God demands. What a self-righteous ass this guy is. God demands indeed.
- Murtagh is the best. He’s never afraid to be brutally honest.
- More sympathetic ass indeed.
- God’s will – I hate that one more.
- And we thought Claire was going to be the one to win everyone over.
- Jamie in court!
- Claire in court.
- The dresses.
- I’m excited.
- Is that a robe or a curtain you’re wearing, Claire?
- I’m so glad we haven’t seen Frank yet.
- Too much Frank last episode.
- And by too much Frank, I mean any Frank is too much Frank.
- As good as naked, she says. She’s wearing more clothes than I wear on a normal day.
- The description of the man this poor girl is going to marry clinches it: Claire has the best husband in all of Paris.
- Maybe the world.
- Waxing is torture.
- And yet we still do it, to this day.
- Maybe we’re masochists.
- Claire seems intrigued. Too intrigued, I’d say.
- Oh, she went for it. Eh, good for you Claire!
- Maybe Jamie will like it.
- A+ on seduction techniques, Claire. You win this round.
- Finally, SOME LOVING.
- I spoke too soon, didn’t I?
- I spoke too soon.
- I hate you, Black Jack Randall. I hate you so much.
- And you, Frank.
- For reasons. Irrational reasons. That have to do with you wearing the same face as the bastard.
- This breaks my heart
- It’s broken.
- I need another drink.
- The civilized version of Murthag is kinda cute. He still looks like he could have spent more time grooming, though.
- Jamie’s face when Claire walks down is the stuff of romance novels.
- I want someone to look at me like that.
- Wait, strike that, I want Sam Heughan to look at me like that. Yes.
- Claire looks amazing. Even I’m having a hard time not staring at her.
- And, wow, that dress.
- Jamie’s moment of jealousy is kinda cute.
- Especially because it’s just a moment, over very soon. Jamie has learned his lesson about trying to control his wife.
- Look at you, Jamie, the modern man.
- Oh, look, Claire gets her turn at jealousy.
- Her moment is even better.
- Mostly because she doesn’t handle it as well as Jamie.
- If looks could kill.
- Claire could probably kill you in 25 different ways, honey.
- Won, she said.
- Won
- Like a prize.
- Claire’s face is the best thing in this episode. She’s having none of this.
- Don’t talk about duels a man fought for you in front of his wife. That’s just common courtesy.
- Jamie and Claire have the whole unspoken conversation thing down pat.
- Murtagh, you’ll accompany them.
- Go
- Now
- Is this a joke?
- Does everyone need to be present for this?
- I’ve lost all respect for the King already.
- And it’s been half a minute
- Trust Jamie to be helpful.
- But yeah, I wouldn’t want to eat porridge.
- I love your accent, Jamie. Ignore these idiots making fun of you.
- The level of conversation is remarkable.
- Our insults are better than yours, is basically what they’re saying.
- Do they want an award or something?
- Oh, Claire got a BIGGER FAN!
- Look at you, listening to your hubby.
- Oh, a setup. Lovely.
- I’m not going to like this one bit.
- You can’t get into a fight with this man, Claire. That could ruin everything.
- Sure, Claire, pick that remote spot.
- Make it easy.
- Was anyone faithful in that day and age?
- Is anyone faithful now?
- The things you learn about marriage while watching TV.
- Well, Jamie’s timing couldn’t be better
- Or worse.
- At least this guy seems to be much nice when he’s sober.
- Not that that was hard.
- His hair, though …his hair.
- The King looks much more, ahem, dignified now.
- I’m glad that bare nipples fashion never caught on.
- Really glad.
- Oh, this idiot again.
- Can we let Murtagh kill him?
- I already know the answer to that, but I don’t like it.
- Jamie does the politics game better than I expected.
- OMG
- THE YOUNGER BROTHER.
- OMG
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN TELL JONATHAN?
- JONATHAN IS DEAD
- Oh, God.
- He isn’t dead.
- NO, DON’T TELL JONATHAN ANYTHING
- PLEASE DON’T.
- I need another drink.
- At least we didn’t see Frank this episode. Or his APPARENTLY ALIVE ANCESTOR.
- Oh, my poor Jamie. This is going to break him.
- You have to tell him, Claire. You can’t keep this a secret. You can’t.
- But, maybe not tonight.
