We love romance, so before any of you come for us for shitting on this, lets be clear – this franchise is like a nightmare that one can’t escape. It’s bad acting, bad story telling, and the only thing that it has going for it is that the man starring in it is somewhat hot.
You know as long he’s not speaking he’s hot. Or you know as long as we’re not focusing on anything that he’s done, cause like then we’re allowed to be appalled at him.
Anyone wanna tell us what we just watched? Cause like no plot detected. Does 365 Days: This Day have a plot? They say that this installment is about, “Laura and Massimo are back and hotter than ever. But the reunited couple’s new beginning is complicated by Massimo’s family ties and a mysterious man who enters Laura’s life to win her heart and trust, at any cost.”
When were they ever hot together? Were we missing something? Even the key art above makes it look like she’s trying to eat his nose. Is that hot? Did mucus suddenly become a thing?
Someone is gonna need to explain the draw to us, because fuck no. That being said, yes, we’ll still watch and probably watch it drunk so the review is savage and funnier.
But whatever. April 27th, it will be out on Netflix.