We love romance, so before any of you come for us for shitting on this, lets be clear – this franchise is like a nightmare that one can’t escape. It’s bad acting, bad story telling, and the only thing that it has going for it is that the man starring in it is somewhat hot.
You know as long he’s not speaking he’s hot. Or you know as long as we’re not focusing on anything that he’s done, cause like then we’re allowed to be appalled at him.
Anyone wanna tell us what we just watched? Cause like no plot detected. Does 365 Days: This Day have a plot? They say that this installment is about, “Laura and Massimo are back and hotter than ever. But the reunited couple’s new beginning is complicated by Massimo’s family ties and a mysterious man who enters Laura’s life to win her heart and trust, at any cost.”
When were they ever hot together? Were we missing something? Even the key art above makes it look like she’s trying to eat his nose. Is that hot? Did mucus suddenly become a thing?
Michele Morrone, Anna-Maria Sieklucka, Magdalena Lamparska, and Simone Susinna all star.
Someone is gonna need to explain the draw to us, because fuck no. That being said, yes, we’ll still watch and probably watch it drunk so the review is savage and funnier.
But whatever. April 27th, it will be out on Netflix.
TW : Rape
Thank you for that Fuck No, Cuz I needed that. I feel like I’ve been going crazy seeing how things like Twilight, 50 Shades, After, etc get dragged through the mud and yet something like 365 Days gets a pass is beyond baffling. I know that not everyone gave it a pass and there’s plenty of articles out there hitting it, But I have seen people who drag all the other stuff I mentioned for being Toxic, Abusive, Rape who go gaga over 365 Days.
Also, I did have an explanation for why the first one did as amazing as it did on Netflix that Netflix seems to have not taken into account when Ordering these next 2 movies(Yes, Unfortunately Another One is On The Way): When 365 Days came out it was 2020 we were all locked up inside, things were shutdown for the most part and simply put, We Were Horny, Starved for Content and would latch onto anything Steamy at that point. Now things are opened up, Most to full capacity, People for the most part are going out and not locked up inside any more. The only similarity is, We’re still horny. That’s it. So it’ll be interesting to see how successful this one is.
Also, and this isn’t implying Erin or anyone at Fangirlish or reading this article/comment don’t understand this but this needs to be said given how people do give 365 Days/This Sequel I’m betting a pass: If it starts as a rape, It ends as a rape. He kidnaps her. There is no consent in any of this, No matter how much the film tries to pretend there is. Kidnapping takes away any and all consent.