Look, I love advertising and marketing campaigns. But if you’re going to fuck with me and make me think it’s a movie and it’s not a movie… I’m gonna be pissed. Especially when it stars Jessica Alba and Zac Efron.
We get it – you like fucking with our emotions.
The two are in the latest visit Dubai campaign and I don’t want to visit Dubai from it. What I want to do is talk to someone about how they missed the fact that the world is shit and all we have is our entertainment and you make me believe there is a movie and there ain’t. All there is, is the memories of Zac Efron disappearing in Australia and us wondering how he ever traveled? Was this why no one ever saw him?
Jessica Alba, I really thought she was off just running The Honest Company and I love their products, so I will forgive her for this misleading shit.
The two have a great time in Dubai. They skydive off the Burj Al Arab, take a dip in the seven-star hotel’s pool, dine at famously romantic restaurant Pierchic and pose in front of the Museum of the Future. They kick a little ass and take some names. But still they leave me going, WHAT THE FUCK.
Like we get it. They’re hot. But you know what else is hot? A NEW MOVIE.
Sorry, Dubai. At one point I would have wanted to visit you but it’s a damn pandemic and I am not getting on a plane.
I’m sure it convinced someone to want to go to Dubai.