Liam Hemsworth Is Going To Make Me Subscribe To Quibi

I mean sure, I want to cut the cord from cable. I want to save that money every month, but my addiction to The Hallmark Channel prohibits that from ever happening.

I don’t make the rules.

However, my credit card is getting pissed, because as I try and cut the cord, there are more streaming services and bullshit to pay for.

Quibi – I never heard of you. I admit it. But I will pay $4.99 monthly for an ad-supported version of you or $7.99 for a version with no ads. Why? Because Liam Hemsworth is coming to you and my ovaries don’t miss a chance to explode at the sight of him ever.

Quibi is a short content service. Basically everything will be under 10 minutes and it’s aimed at mobile users. Or you know, someone with my attention span.

Liam will star in a yet untitled project, and it seems as disturbed as fuck.

He will play the central character of Dodge Maynard who, desperate to take care of his pregnant wife before a terminal illness can take his life, accepts an offer to participate in a deadly game where he soon discovers that he’s not the hunter, but the prey. The series explores the limits of how far someone would go to fight for their life and their family.

I mean sure, I’d go far for those I love. Well as long as alligators aren’t involved. Then sorry, I’m scared and that’s a hard out for me. No offense family.

Hemsworth’s movie/show/whatever it is – comes from Nick Santora (Scorpion, Prison Break) and CBS TV Studios.

Are you going to subscribe to Quibi?

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